Film Reviews by None

I can sum this film up in a sentence: Like the break up, but seriously un-funny.

I thought this was supposed to be a big thing? Winslet and DiCaprio reunited after Titanic, will true love prevail? And after watching this film I can honestly say I felt truely miserable. I think it was supposed to call out to me, as the focus is mainly on Winslet. I thought I was supposed to feel moved or touched or think 'wow what a film'.

I did not. I also didn't feel that they were a 'passionate couple' I felt no connection between them as husband and wife which made the events less shocking and more like watching Jeremy Kyle.This film needs to come with some heath warnings prior to viewing:

Don't watch with your parter, or you will argue. Don't watch if you are feeling a bit depressed. Don't chose to watch this over watching Jeremy Kyle.Don't watch this film.

The description of this film made me want to watch it because it sounded like such an unusual plot line and would possibly hold my attention.

It held my attention because of how shockingly bad it was, and I'm really easy when it comes to horror (I enjoy watching Jeepers Creepers 2). The plot line and the reasoning behind it was really obvious from the start, and it just irritated me.

If you enjoy films where nothing gets explained and its all a bit cryptic then you might enjoy this, I don't like plot lines to be handed on a plate but this film seemed to be trying to say something to me like 'value your life' or 'don't take anything for granted' a bit like Saw...But all it did was make me want to take my own life.

The only good aspect of this film is, if you think Christina Ricci is hot or you are feeling a bit lonely: She's naked for the majority of the ending.

I'm trying to think about a film that is similar to this or maybe one that is on the same wavelength apart from Saw which was an ok film until they made 18 million other films and then one in 3.D I can't compare this to anything I have seen, apart from maybe some dog poo in the street. :D