Film Reviews by aw

Didn't even bother to watch after 15 minutes - marginally better than an old "B" movie, the acting is wooden and the plot even worse.

Like something a teenager threw together with a movie camera.

Some people must have a strange sense of what is "funny".

Just as the first one, it would be more amusing nailing a hand to the table than wasting time watching such peurile rubbish.

Never have I sat through such a load of tripe as I (tried) to make any sense of this film.

"Watching paint dry" would be more entertaining by far.

.............don't think this is up to the standard of his previous films - it falls way short of them.

Funny to a degree, but apart from Neilsen the acting is second-rate to say the least.

O.K it's for kids.

The violence of the Great War is much too dumbed down and it's a bit like "Black Beauty goes to war".

Some of the scenes take a little believing. Good special effects, though.

I had hoped for better than this from all the hype over it, but I'm left very disappointed.

.....with a bit of mystery, a bit of a Sci-Fi element, with great humour thrown in and showing policing how it still should be.

Not suitable for "P.C" folk or bunny-huggers - much too much like real life!