Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 6 reviews and rated 75 films.
Captain Phillips
Excellent film, best we've seen ages
Whatever you do watch this, you'll be truly entertained.
Can't say anymore other than ramble away as cinema paradise make you write over 100 words for a review. Guess they won't publish as it is criticism of them and their website.
Thankyou.
Gravity
Why oh why is the sound effects so much louder than the dialogue
Good'ish film but sound mix was very poor. Too loud music way too often, drowning out the dialogue, which also went from loud to quiet.
Would I watch it again? ....... No way
Would I recommend it? ........ Not really
If you want to see a good film, watch Captain Phillips. Now there is an exceptionally good film.
To the Wonder
Give it a miss
No start middle or end. Very poor. What was the point of this film
Cinema Paradiso ..... Why make me write over 100 characters to say how poor this is?
The Producers
What a waste of time!
We were looking forward to watching this film as we generally like musicals.....
..... but give this one a wide berth please.
We only lasted about 10 minutes (we did give it a bit of a chance) before we gave up and watched something else.
If I could rate it a zero I would.
The Village
Not all it seems?
Quite a good film. Neat twist to the end.
Collateral
OK but ........
....... it may have been me but why do American actors mumble so much, so much so that you couldn't always tell what they were saying even when you rewound the film and listened again!
And why is the music so loud and talking so quiet. Turn the volume up, turn the volume down etc. Perhaps I'm just getting old ;-)