Wirey Spindell is getting married in nine days. His friends, his shrink, even his AA buddies agree that his fiance, Tabatha, is the best thing that has ever happened to him. But he just can't seem to take the walk down the aisle. Terrified of the impending commitment, Wirey embarks on some pre-wedding soul searching and examines his life and previous loves. Will the therapy lessons with his stepmother's lesbian ex-lover help pave the way to happiness or will his appetite for hot redheads ruin his chances for a normal, well-adjusted happy life?