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Resident outcast and butt of all "fag" jokes, Dorian is finding his journey through the perils of adolescence difficult. However things finally look up when he realises that he's gay...

And now, despite his ultra-conservative father and emotionally stunted mother, Dorian is off to the bright lights of New York City for a whirlwind of exciting firsts

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Nick Edwards (Matthew Rhys) owes £50,000 to the super-smooth, yet brutal, crime-lord Foster Wright (Art Malik) and has four days to find the cash. When he stumbles across a lost sketch by the legendary artist Antonio Fraccini, he believes he's in the clear. The problem is it's only worth £15,000...

With the help of the eternal cynic Eve (Kate Ashfield) and her naTve brother Tony (Tom Chambers), a plan is hatched; forge the drawing and sell it to five Mayfair Art galleries within an hour before anyone cottons onto the fact there's a scam going down. It's ail about getting away with it...

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From the mind of the legendary cult filmmaker, Alejandro Jodorowsky, comes an epic imaginary autobiography depicting both the wonders and the hardships of existing in the substance we all call reality.

True to form, Jodorowsky takes us on a strange, mystic, fantastic and deeply surreal journey that no one else could, except this time the subject is his own early life, being raised by his strict, Stalin-adoring father who has plans to assassinate the right-wing Chilean president.

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Temperamental student film makers, Mark Jackson and Duncan Cowan, are setting out to make a documentary about a large and deadly black panther, seen stalking a small village deep in the English countryside.

The visionary directors, with their unpaid cast and crew in tow, are being shadowed by BBC cameraman Jonathan Osbourne, who is making a fly-on-the-wall documentary about the daring and reckless journey of these two self destructive auteurs. Director, Duncan Cowan, is a man on a mission to make the greatest horror- documentary the world has ever seen, and his friend and co-director...is just plain weird.

While suffering from post-natal depression, Veronica Ricci discovers a terrible secret about her past: that she may have been sexually abused as a child by her father. And is history about to repeat itself, with her child now at risk from its seemingly affectionate grandfather?

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Merv Doody (James Heathcote) is a true horror-movie geek, he's seen it all. That is until fate delivers an inept to his doorstep! Instead of wetting his pants Merv decides to transform this wannabe wacko into a super cool psycho.

Enlisting the aid of his best buddy Onkey (Dan Palmer), the pair set about creating the greatest masked maniac the world has ever seen. Forget Jason and Freddy. They're losers. The man with the spatula (that's right, spatula. You wanna make something of it?) learns his lessons too well and carves a path of destruction through the sleepy town of Redwater Cove. Merv and Onkey find that they are the only two who can stop the murderous rampage of their own creation. The only question is how do you destroy an unstoppable machine of moronic madness?!

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'Plain Jane' Sylvia is chronically lacking in self-confidence. Slaving away in a call centre trying to earn enough money to help support her unemployed dad and rising football star brother, she suffers constant put-downs from her monstrous boss, Bowker and his sexy assistant Karen.

Then out of the blue gorgeous guitarist Pablo enters Sylvia's life. Tempted to start Flamenco lessons by Pablo's charms, the sexy flamenco rhythms move her feet, and Sylvia begins to blossom. However her problems persist as she constantly battles against her cousin and arch nemesis Karen's attempts to out-do her on the dance floor as well as in the office. When Sylvia's well-meaning dad surprises her with a devastating revelation, Sylvia's world is turned upside down. But will she crumble or prove herself at the local Flamenco contest?

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Small-time pot dealer David Clark (Jason Sudeikis) must become a big-time drug smuggler, and devises a foolproof plan. He convinces his neighbours - stripper Rose (Jennifer Aniston), loser Kenny (Will Poulter) and runaway Casey (Emma Roberts) - to create a fake family.

With one huge RV and a ton of laughs, the "Millers" head south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang.

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"Money Shot" finds Cummings riffing on a wide range of topics chiefly, the differences between men and women and how both tend to behave in relationships.

And before you roll your eyes at the very thought of another comic covering this well-worn territory, Cummings has found an approach to the material that's unique enough to make her take on it very compelling. She's a foul-mouthed "guy's girl'' who surrenders none of her femininity in order to be accepted by the male half, and she's just as honest and critical of women as she is of men. Her act never turns into ''we're smart, you're not". Well, mostly.

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Film centres around Jasmine (Cate Blanchett), a former New York socialite teetering on an emotional tightrope, balancing between her troubled east coast past and a fresh start in San Francisco.

Having moved into her sister's humble apartment, Jasmine ricochets between the tumultuous acceptance of her new limitations and the dreams of reclaiming her past life's glamour.

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It's all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero.

What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't.

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Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) joins a Norwegian scientific team in Antarctica that has discovered an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, and an organism that seems to have died in the crash.

When an experiment frees the alien, a shape-shifting creature with the ability to turn itself into a perfect replica of any living being, Kate must join the crew's pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing them off one at a time. Paranoia soon spreads like an epidemic as they're infected, one by one, and a thrilling race for survival begins...

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"Wacko" - a fast-moving comedy - voluptuous nymphets, young studs, the 'last virgin in the school', a bald looney and an obsessed detective (who hasn't slept in thirteen years) are all involved in various satirical scenes from such films as 'Alien', 'Saturday Night Fever', 'Grease', 'Dr.

Moreau', 'The Exorcist' and 'Dr. Strangelove' and plagued by the return of the infamous 'Lawnmower Killer' who makes his final appearance at the High School Pumpkin Prom thirteen years after his first fatal attack.

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A 'Leatherface' type murderer who wears other people's faces, kills at an all-night horror-thon at an old theatre put on by a bunch of film students. Maggie, the lead character, believes it's really Lanyard Gates, a crazed film maker who killed his family live on stage fifteen years ago.

And now he's back to kill his daughter, Sara, who is believed to really be Maggie.

Two hundred years after his shocking creation, Dr. Frankenstein's creature, Adam, still walks the earth. But when he finds himself in the middle of a war over the fate of humanity, Adam discovers he holds the key that could destroy humankind.