Film Reviews by MB

Welcome to MB's film reviews page. MB has written 5 reviews and rated 224 films.

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Miami Vice

Everything terrible about Michael Mann - amplified

(Edit) 18/03/2018

I cannot believe the drug lord didn't spot them as cops and shoot them the moment Jamie Foxx said 'If you didn't do time with me, you don't do crime with me'. Though the thing I really can't believe is that no one shot Colin Farrell just for this Lion-King-audition hair.

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Jane Got a Gun

Should have been called Joel Got Guns

(Edit) 17/03/2018

Disappointing failure to follow through on the title, with Jane being pushed to the margins so boys can play with guns instead. Really wish Lynne Ramsay had been able to stay with the project and make her version - at least that way we would have been spared the ludicrous 'happy' ending.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming

Baffling box-office success

(Edit) 17/03/2018

No better than the other Spider-Man movies, and certainly worse than some of them. He really should not have bothered coming home.

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Doctor Strange

At last, the question is answered: which is the worst MCU movie?

(Edit) 17/03/2018

An astonishingly inept entry in Marvel's increasingly bland cinematic universe. The cheap-ass digital effects look like they were drawn in crayon by a rather untalented child who wasn't particularly paying attention to what he was doing. Maybe the M in MCU actually stands for Mediocre.

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American Sniper

Dull propaganda movie

(Edit) 14/03/2018

Like a remake of the fake Nazi propaganda movie in Inglourious Basterds, only it takes itself seriously.

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