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Black Sheep

The most amazing film I've ever seen

(Edit) 03/10/2008

I watched this film having seen a trailer for it early this year with not too high expectations. After 6 minutes I couldn't believe that it hasn't receieved more prominent attention.

The problem with many comedy-horror films is that they have rubbish effects and no plot. This film has pretty good effects as well as using live action sheep for many sequences. The plot is also pretty good as it does a great job of making you laugh intentionally, whilst still maintaining the crazy blood crazed sheep storyline. Gore is used frequently but effectively and the characters are amusing and the acting is perfect for the film.

Not BAAAAAd at all...

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Dragon Wars

Terrible, terrible, terrible

(Edit) 05/10/2008

I don't believe that this was a box office smash hit. I reckon they spent about $1 on the writing side of things as the film hardly makes sense at any point, characters are completely one dimensional and the dialogue is appalling. Don't waste your time with this one. Plus dragons feature in it for about 60 seconds at the end. Ridiculous....

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