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Shaolin Soccer

Bend it like Shaolin Beckham

(Edit) 26/04/2005

This is possibly one of the funniest kung-fu movies I have ever seen. It has hilarious moments (my personal favourite being the match against the girls), it continually sends itself up and with the classic acting you get from these sort of films plus some excellently choreographed kung-fu, this is one truely not to be missed.

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Dark City

Matrix Pre-loaded

(Edit) 26/04/2005

Excellent performances from the cast make this an eeiree film full of twists and turns to keep you on the edge of your seat.

The story of a higher force controlling our lives is obviously a familiar one thanks to the Matrix but this film was out the year before the Matrix and this is a far darker version of a chilling story.

A film-stealing performance from Keifer Sutherland

3 out of 5 members found this review helpful.

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