Film Reviews by None

Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 7 reviews and rated 49 films.

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Those Who Love Me Can Take the Train

Those Who Love Me Can Take The Train (francais)

(Edit) 25/02/2005

A train, a funeral, gay times and transvestism...pure class...and in French too!

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Deep in the Woods

Deep In The Woods

(Edit) 15/03/2005

The Nightmare Begins… when you start watching this film. Slasher flick.... i think they must have been refering to the editing of this diabolical french film. The scale doesn't go low enough to express our feelings about it.

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The Ladykillers

Purrrrrrfect

(Edit) 23/03/2005

A superb update of the original Ealing classic.

Worth watching for the 'Slap Reel' alone. Superb! Another Coen Classic watch out for Mr Pickles.

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The United States of Leland

Try Hard Donnie Darko

(Edit) 21/12/2006

The review is in the title. Sadley although an enjoyable film it lack originality and it felt like i was watching a second rate Donne Darko, even the similarity between the lead actor could not be missed, if you want to pass a coulple of hours of your life then watch this, otherwise, you could always watch a Stephen Segal film. Or Maybe your kitchen floor deserves a treat.

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Death at a Funeral

classic english comedy

(Edit) 18/02/2009

a side splittingly hilarious film for those who like their comedy very english and understated.

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In the Name of the King

don't waste a rental

(Edit) 05/06/2009

possibly the worst film i have ever seen, we watched the first five mins and couldn't stomach any more.

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Lars and the Real Girl

Well worth a rental

(Edit) 24/07/2009

This is a great movie with an unusual plot, who could not cringe when the real girl is revealed and who would not want to live in a world where difference is so readly excepted. A great film well worth watching.

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