Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 7 reviews and rated 31 films.
The Dead Don't Die
Really Boring
Blimey this film is rubbish, very slow, very boring! With all the famous people in this we were all very disappointed.
High Life
Really Boring
Couldn't get passed the first 20 minutes, two people fell asleep and the other couldn't stand the sound of the baby crying. Switched it off in the end.
The House That Jack Built
Rubbish
Weird arty arrogant rubbish. Enjoyed seeing Uma, but should have switched off after that. Very boring and trying to hard to the ‘different’
The Girl in the Spider's Web
Boring
We only lasted 25 minutes and turned it off. Just a bit dull, and lacking a very good storyline. Love a thriller but this wasn’t very captivating.
Patrick
Silly but easy to watch
We really liked this as a family. Even my 73 year old dad watched the whole way to the end (he normally falls asleep halfway through every film I choose).
Light hearted fun.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Love Love Love
Didn’t think i’d like this as much as I did. But it was great. Great characters, of course great music. Could watch again and again.
Hereditary
Trying to be a bit to arty, but its just very boring and odd at the end.
The kind of film you keep watching because your convinced it MUST get better. But it never does and then you get to the end end up saying to yourself "what a waste of time".