As the faithful gather to watch the action, tensions are running high. Club Chairman Dave is locked in a bitter power-struggle with the team coach, a loud-mouthed Australian, who has come in especially to 'gloat'. But who is that man-eater he's brought with him? Why does Jake the first team prodigy keep running out of the room every time Jonny Wilkinson takes a kick? And how come only seven people have turned up to watch the game of the century? This sparky and engaging comedy returns to that mad glad morning in 2003 when the unthinkable actually happened... and England were victorious!