Lovingly hand-carved from a tree trunk by beautiful, lonely Gepetta and wakened into life by bumbling, buxom and oversexed Fairy Grandmother, our handsome wooden hero hasn't got a chance. Unlike the title puppet of childhood fantasy, this timberjack is furnished with an unbending bough that grows beyond all expectations. Seduced and exploited, our naive Pinocchio blunders through a forest of women without losing a splinter. Knock on wood, it's not his nose that grows! The path to love and honest values is hard for a wooden man without a heart. Sex is as easy as falling off a log... except when that log grows too huge to handle. This Pinocchio is an erotic laugh riot!