Simon's life growing up in 90s Reading is as crazy as ever as he continues to endure the barmy fantasies of his mum, Debbie, the Greenham Common nostalgia of blind Aunty Hayley, school bullies and the jibes of his sister, Shaznay/Ashlene. Luckily for Simon, his best friend Kylie shares his mission to escape suburbia and live amongst the glitz and glamour of 'the beautiful people'. With a colourful cocktail of flashbacks, musical numbers and fantasy sequences, each episode turns back time to explain how Simon became the Crown Prince, well Queen, of International Window Dressing. The 1998 Eurovision Song Contest is reborn; a water feature becomes the talk of the town and Simon's parents are involved in four weddings and a crime reconstruction. Along the way there are Gaybours, an Enya impersonator, Elaine Paige, new uses for the Eiffel tower, a psychotic Brit Artist, Dana International, a dead hairdresser reborn, a faux French shopkeeper, Dannii Minogue and Simon's first real love interest. Maybe 'the beautiful people' were closer to home than he thought?
Episodes Comprise: 1. How I Got My Groom 2. How I Got My Plumes 3. How I Got My Water Feature 4. How I Got My Camp 5. How I Got My Turner 6. How I Got My Gash