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Zero Dark Thirty

A gripping & highly detailed look at the search for & eventual killing of Osama Bin-Laden

(Edit) 29/09/2023

Kathryn Bigelow is a woman who has never been found on the set of a romantic comedy. Her films are muscular, macho & tough, examining many challenging subjects. After a varied filmography with some big successes (Point Break,) as well as notable failures (K19: The Widowmaker absolutely tanked at the box office,) Bigelow then released a small independent film called The Hurt Locker... It was critically revered, winning multiple Oscars, including the 1st for a woman director. Still to this day for me it is a near-perfect film, the tension & structure almost unbearable for its entire runtime, elevated by the excellent performances.

After this, expectations & excitement was at fever pitch, especially as almost the entire team from Hurt Locker reunited. And what they have come up with is in many ways a sort-of spiritual sequel; in the sense that it is set in the same world of war, terror & conflict, although this time firstly the main protagonist is a woman & as much as there are scenes set "on the ground" so to speak, the meat & potatoes of this film takes place in operation rooms, interrogation cells or dingy offices filled with spooks living on cold coffee & week-old doughnuts. But it is gripping & amazing filmmaking, with a stunning performance from Chastain at its center.

Maya Lambert is a brash, no-nonsense CIA analyst who is searching for Osama Bin-Laden, at that time the most wanted man in the world after his connections to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. When we meet her, she is involved with the torture of suspected affiliates to al-Qaeda, trying to get any scrap of information which could help lead them to Bin-Laden's location. Over the course of the story, set over many years, we follow Maya's journey as well as her absolute determination to find her target, this mission consuming her every thought.

One of the most infamous things about this film's production was the changing of real-world events which in turn meant the entire story had to be re-written. The original script was about the fruitless search for Bin-Laden, which Bigelow & the writer Mark Boal meticulously researched & were about to start filming. However, the killing of Bin-Laden then made them completely start from scratch on a new story, although vast swathes of this previous script, as well as the massive amounts of research were obviously brought across.

The other infamous criticism of this film is the extended scenes of torture at the beginning. I will be honest, I had a big problem with it, although for me, part of the dramatic message that the film used this for was to show the desperation of American intelligence doing anything to try & locate Bin-Laden. However, I also completely acknowledge & to a certain extent agree with the wide sentiment that the torture in this film is shown to get results when in reality the opposite was often the case: when someone is relentlessly tortured, after a while they will say anything to get their torturers to stop.

But for me, when taken as a whole, this film was a stunning & gripping manhunt, ending with the perfectly staged nighttime raid on the Pakistani compound where Bin-Laden was hiding. After the incredible build-up, the suspense & patience was masterfully constructed into an amazing set-piece. And the final rush of emotions at the end quite shocking.

At the center of this all is Chastain's Maya. In what for me is her best performance, she is perfect as the agent who stopped at nothing & bulldozed through everything & everyone to track down Bin-Laden. Written as a composite character, she shows the ability & skill of the many female operatives working within the intelligence services.

The only other essential thing to finish on is this: don't make the mistake I did... this film, especially the end raid, has to be watched either at night or in a pitch black room. I watched it on a summer's day with only some thin curtains to block out the light, which meant I missed a lot of the action.

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The Theory of Everything

An excellent & emotional film looking at the life of Stephen Hawking, one of the greatest minds ever

(Edit) 29/09/2023

Stephen Hawking was a legend in many ways. Known for his incredible intelligence, easy accessibility in terms of his ideas & the way he expressed his thoughts, he was an indelible part of British life. Alongside this, he was one of the most visible & well-known disabled people in the UK. This film looks back at his life story & the staggering hurdles he had to conquer in order to live & survive, as well as the incredible role his wife Jane Hawking played keeping him alive & supporting him, even after the breakdown of their marriage.

We first meet the young Stephen Hawking when he is at Cambridge, having his first taste of freedom & being in the center of one of the most exciting & vibrant educational establishments in the world. He quickly meets & forms a relationship with Jane Wilde, who later becomes his wife. Hawking's incredible intelligence, academic brilliance & entire life are then changed when he receives the devastating diagnosis of early-onset motor neurone disease. Fearing that he has only months left to live, Hawking begin to retreat into himself & his work. We are also shown the desperation & determination of Jane to keep her husband alive and to give him a life worth living so that he can use his magnificent gifts to enrich the world.

The best thing about this film, which it manages to do almost effortlessly, is to perfectly balance both Stephen & Jane's stories/journeys. Jane in particular is in no way relegated to the back seat/given a minimal amount to do. The film absolutely gives her a strong & powerful voice, her love shining through. This also pays dividends as the pressure & stress of trying to keep her husband alive whilst raising their children & trying to live her own life begins to profoundly affect her, leading to the collapse of their marriage and a period of estrangement.

Stephen is shown as a courageous & determined man but, even though he was known for his emphatic privacy & refusal to discuss his disability with even Jane, you are also shown the real fear & upset that he goes through as the horrors of the disease he has ravages his body, even though his mind still has the extraordinary ability & intelligence he was known around the world for possessing.

The performances are excellent, led by Redmayne. The actor meticulously researched motor neurone disease as well as spending enormous amounts of time with not only the Hawking family but also other sufferers, to develop the level of knowledge required to be able to convincingly act the degeneration caused by MND. And as Jane, Jones is also wonderful, imbuing her with not only a love & determination, but also a vivacious personality & sexuality. Jane is no cardboard cutout of the stereotypical wife/carer, instead being a fully rounded & incredible woman.

Whilst it may be easy to compare this film to My Left Foot, and there are similarities in many ways, it is a film which stands on its own as a tribute to the power of love & the determination to, even in the worst of circumstances, live your life & achieve incredible things which change the world forever.

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The Revenant

An amazing looking film which finally landed Leo his Oscar, although there are multiple plot holes

(Edit) 30/09/2023

So, after multiple movies which could have had the byline "baiting the Academy," Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his Best Actor Oscar for this film. Sadly, for many people, this was pretty much one of the only things that they took away from this movie, or what the press reported most on. To be honest, it does need to be said that this film absolutely stands on its own merits and is a very good movie, despite certain issues with the script. It is certainly so much more than just the lurid headlines.

Hugh Glass is a hunter/fur trapper who is working with a large group of trappers in the Dakota states in the early 18th Century, not only acquiring pelts but also fighting against other criminals & tribes. One day, whilst with his son, Glass is horrifically mauled by a grizzly bear. The other trappers fear that he will die of his wounds, but a decision is made to try and save him. However, one of the other trappers murders his son in front of Glass then robs & leaves him for dead. Glass manages to survive his wounds & vows revenge upon those who wronged him.

Whilst the plot sounds like a thousand clichéd action films, there is much to love here. The characters are fleshed out well & despite there being a few too many of them, you do get to know the group well. The set pieces are also incredible. Whilst much attention was focussed on the incredible CGI grizzly bear attack (which is staged & acted perfectly, to the point where you genuinely believe that you are watching a real bear attack, so seamless is the staging,) there were also incredible one-shot scenes of frantic escapes/battles.

For me though the real star, who also got his 3rd consecutive Oscar for cinematography, was Emmanuel Lubezki. This film is a stunningly shot blockbuster, filmed with only natural light 100% on location. To look at, you couldn't pick any fault of any kind. It really was a visual feast for the eyes.

The actors themselves were also great. DiCaprio fully leans into the desperation of his character & plight, going full method, including eating raw meat, sleeping on location & subjecting himself to all the horrors you could imagine. Freezing cold rivers are swum in & hollowed out animal carcasses are hidden in. Tom Hardy also is memorable as the duplicitous & leathal John Fitzgerald & Will Poulter also makes a big impression.

But as much as I give this 4 stars, there are some issues I have as well. From a technical standpoint, the audio mix is at times terrible. You struggle to hear what characters are saying to each other, especially Hardy with his incomprehensible drawl. There are also various moments that stretch credibility too far. Putting aside the injuries that Glass suffered, and to be clear, this is based on a true story/Glass was definitely attacked by a bear, his ability to be able to run when a couple of days before he was cut almost to ribbons was just ridiculous.

However, the biggest problem by a mile is the length. This film just goes on & on & on. You could quite easily have cut 25 minutes from it & probably made it a better film. When Iñárritu wanted to make an epic, he certainly didn't care about the runtime.

But there is much to like here & as much as it is a butt-numbing amount of time to be sat watching a film, I did absolutely enjoy & marvel at what was on screen.

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Fifty Shades of Grey

When taken with an enormous pinch of salt, this film can be quite a laugh, despite the creepy tone

(Edit) 27/09/2023

When the Fifty Shades books were released, very quickly they became both a sensation & a source of massive controversy. Embraced by enormous numbers of women all over the world, this story of a sweet innocent virgin who falls in love with/becomes entangled with a billionaire who is also in to S&M tapped into something which has so far seen over 150 million books sold all around the world (and that's only the figures upto 2017.) So, it was only a matter of time before the movie adaptations followed.

However, both the books and the films have had excoriating reviews, mainly due to the fact that the story itself isn't actually that good, although the mechanics of the story, in terms of a rich powerful man controlling a young woman also raised a lot of hackles as well. But for me, there is another far more amusing reason as to why this film was always destined for failure: if you want to watch barely disguised soft-core pornography, rent a porn film... And part of the reason this film doesn't work is quite simply because of that.

Also, alongside this, the actual film itself is fairly terrible, starting with the two leads. There is almost no chemistry between them at all. One of the clichés which is often bandied about in the media is when you have two actors who are in an emotional & racy film together, then either get together afterwards or there are rumours of what they got upto... There was no such rumours on this film. They actively look uncomfortable in each others presence when filming the intimacy scenes.

As for supporting characters, these are fairly rubbish as well. Whether it's the different members of Christian's family or Ana's co-workers, everyone looks like they've just come from a Vogue fashion shoot. Every student at Ana's university looks like they are professional models who dip in & out of classes to prance on a catwalk. The filthy student house with the occupants eating nothing but beans on toast seems to have missed this part of the US.

So how come, after writing all of the above, have I given it 3 stars? Because there is also quite a lot of fun to be had if you switch your brain off and don't take it seriously. And I'm not talking about the bondage/S&M scenes. These are terribly filmed/staged, not in any way arousing & did nothing for me personally. What I am talking about is the lightness of touch, as well as the more silly moments.

The best scene by far is the first time Christian & Anastasia meet in his office at the beginning of the film. It is a scene which is allowed to play out naturally, with good dialogue & it is clear that the actors are having fun. There is a silliness which you see here which sadly only lasts for that 20 minutes, although the contract negotiation is also funny, albeit not as good. The other thing which this film has in it's favour is that not only does it have an extremely competent director in Sam Taylor-Wood, but also an enormous budget which this film takes full advantage of. The sets, cinematography, colour palette ect is all absolutely 1st class. To look at, the film is gorgeous.

So taken together as a package, there is much to enjoy here. But don't expect a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination. If you aren't in the right frame of mind, you'll just get annoyed. However, if you take it with a pinch of salt (I saw it in the cinema surrounded with women and there were cheers & whoops at various points,) you can have a laugh.

Sadly, the sequels are atrocious, primarily due to EL James firing most of this film's creative team & taking full creative control.

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Des

An exceptional Tennant & Mays lead this powerhouse drama which never loses sight of the victims

(Edit) 11/08/2023

In this brilliant & detailed 3 part drama, the case & trial of Dennis Nielsen is looked at in detail. From the initial suspicion after human remains are found in a drain through to the interrogations of Nielson, the series keeps an admirable step back, not in any way gamourising or revering him. In fact, the overriding impression I came away with after finishing the series was one of absolute patheticness. Nielson was a highly intelligent man who also, in his professional life, was known as a good worker who was extremely conscientious to the people in the job center he was helping. But the real person was someone obsessed with control, who never had any and so needed to find the most vulnerable in society & make them drunk before he was able to do what he wanted to them.

But for me, as much as Tennant got the headlines and awards, the best performance was Daniel Mays as the lead inspector. Peter Jay is introduced as the determined cop whose live is collapsing around him (divorcing, trying to rebuild his life, chasing after criminals to distract himself,) but Mays really gives him a humanity behind all that. This was the first thing I have seen Mays in where he has a leading role & I was genuinely blown away. He is excellent & takes the thankless role on and really makes something of it.

Jason Watkins rounds things off as the journalist who makes contact with Nielson once he is in prison and ends up writing for many what is seen as the definitive story of the crimes, whilst also clearly concerned about the representation of Nielson's sexuality would have towards the gay community which he is also a part of.

But as I alluded to in my title, one of the best things about this documentary is the lack of sensationalism that is given to Nielson and instead the focus given to not only the victims and survivors but also the parents of those killed. One victim, who managed to survive strangulation & drowning, was particularly poginent with the suffering that he had been through, thinking at first it was a dream before being told that everything he was remembering actually happened to him. Similarly, the deliberate (at times) duplicity of Nielson, destroying someone's credibility when he didn't like a particular way he was portrayed, even though he freely admitted at a later time that he had been guilty of the offense was also important to be shown. There is emphatically no pulling of punches with how disgusting Nielson is shown to be.

The production values are high and the mise-en-scene is flawless throughout. The script is also well-written, fleshing out many elements of the strange twists & turns of the case.

An absorbing & thoroughly great watch.

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White House Farm

A powerful, horrifying & gripping series about the horrific murders & subsequent criminal case

(Edit) 22/09/2023

In August 1985, a sickening & horrific series of murders were discovered at an isolated farmhouse in rural Essex. Neville & June Bamber, their twin grandchildren and their adopted daughter Sheila Caffell were found with multiple gunshot wounds. Sheila, who had significant mental health issues/was a diagnosed schizophrenic, was initially suspected of carrying out the killings in a murder/suicide pact, due to her being found with the gun. However, very quickly the anomalies began to stack up, alongside the extremely suspicious/revolting actions & behaviour by the other adopted child Jeremy, who also stood to inherit the entire estate.

The series itself is great at very carefully setting up the initial story and then giving time to flesh it out properly. It is also very clearly stated at the start of every single episode that the story was meticulously researched, alongside certain characters/scenarios being added for dramatic effect. The result is a series which shows the different characters, warts and all.

For me, one of the best things about the whole series was the fact that these characters felt real. By that, I mean that there were no real clichés as such. Almost all the characters were at times extremely unlikable, even the ones other TV programmes in this genre might subtly manipulate you as the viewer to like. As you would expect, Jeremy Bamber is absolutely disgusting: a narcissist so devoid of empathy and exuding such malevolence, you wonder how anyone could tolerate being around him. But it was also made clear that the "perfect family" he was a part of was no such thing, and this extended to the way the other victims were treated.

The cast themselves are great. Freddie Fox, building on his considerable résumé, adds another memorable character to his CV, Mark Addy is always dependable as the dogged police detective who from the off knows that something isn't right. Mark Stanley also does powerful work as the father of the murdered boys/ex-husband of Sheila. And rounding it all of is Stephen Graham as Taff, the Welsh detective with an accent so strong you could cut through a steel door with it.

I really enjoyed this series. It is full of twists and turns, shocking moments but also a determination to ensure that the victims of this unspeakable tragedy are front & centre, not simply an afterthought in a blitz of salacious headlines.

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Lone Survivor

A stunning, inspirational & brilliantly crafted film about the US Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell

(Edit) 21/09/2023

The story of Marcus Luttrell is so incredible, so going against every possible odd, that you almost don't believe it happened. Luttrell is part of an elite unit of US Navy Seals, inserted deep behind enemy lines in Afghanistan in order to execute a Taliban warlord. Whilst moving to the location, the team encounter a couple of villagers with a walkie-talkie. Despite the vehement protestations of some members of the team, the villagers are released due to the Geneva Convention (it is illegal to kill noncombatants) and the mission cancelled. However, the villagers raise the alarm & the unit is forced to fight off hoardes of fighters.

After this story of bravery was told to the general public, it became almost the stuff of legend, especially given the reverence that the military is given in America (and something we could do with much more in the UK.) But, as was shown extremely clearly in the special features, for many years, Luttrell and the families of the other soldiers refused to allow the story to be adapted into a Hollywood film. The reason for this was because they were adamant that the film had to be honest. It would have been the default to make this story basically an Expendables-style endless gunfight film, with those filmmakers effectively using the bare bones of the story as their get out of jail free card.

So, although there is some dramatic licence taken, the vast majority of what is seen on screen happened. And the way the film suddenly turns from a story of survival into something far more complex, nuanced and, welcomingly for a major Hollywood production, not showing one particular religion consisting entirely of evil, bloodthirsty psychopaths, really draws you into the story.

For some people, the fact that in the opening scenes, it is an extremely American, flag-waving & patriotic film, will put them off. However, for me this perfectly juxtaposes the trajectory the story goes on: you need to have that faith & self-belief, alongside accepting help & support from people you may consider to be your sworn enemies.

Mark Wahlberg is perfectly cast, really being able to not only show the toughness which has be a mainstay of his career/characters, but also an extreme vulnerability and fear, which you wouldn't expect. The other cast members are also great, really committing to the real life characters they play. The filming & editing is also exceptional, the tension constantly being ratcheted up until it is almost unbearable.

An amazing film and the start of the partnership/collaboration between Wahlberg and Peter Berg, the director.

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Eddie the Eagle

A genuine feel-good film about the power of following your dreams & proving people wrong

(Edit) 23/09/2023

For anyone over a certain age in the UK, Eddie the Eagle was a popular and wonderfully eccentric part of British culture, representing Great Britain in Olympic ski jumping. He was for many people the epitome of an underdog: instead of chiselled good looks, a polished media-trained demeanour & phenomenal ability, he was fairly bland-looking, extremely eccentric & had multiple horrific accidents due to his lack of skill. However, he was such a genuine and decent man that you couldn't help but love him. This lovingly crafted & excellent film follows his life from a small child, through to the Olympics.

This is a film which is not only interested in its protagonist, but crucially respects him as well. It is very clearly shown in sometimes quite a brutal & cutting way just how much he was ridiculed by those around him and the hurt this caused. This was a man who wasn't, as he was accused of by those in positions of power, deliberately being provocative & clumsy. He genuinely loved his sport, his country & had a self-belief that sustained him through all of the rubbish that was thrown at him.

In terms of casting, Taron Egerton is absolutely perfect for the role. As with Elton John, he really likes the character he is playing, but also manages to really make you root for Eddie from the beginning. Hugh Jackman is also brilliant, playing his coach Bronson Peary. Tapping into his enormous wealth of Aussie charm, the pair make a great double act. There is also a welcome appearance from Christopher Walken, really elevating the film.

Finally, as much as it may be cliché to say this and no doubt has been used repeatedly when talking about it, the two words which come to mind when I think about this film is feel good. I don't care who you are as a person, it is nigh-on impossible to not be totally taken in by the spirit of this film. And alongside that, whenever I think about it, I also start to smile.

And that in itself is reason enough to give this 5 stars. A wonderful, brilliant & uplifting film about following your dreams.

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Death Wish

A fairly middle-of-the-road remake with Willis on form, although this film has some serious issues

(Edit) 23/09/2023

I haven't seen any of the original Death Wish films & know almost nothing about them, apart from that they were infamous for their violence/vigilante themes & also were a starring vehicle for Charles Bronson. This remake made a few waves when it was released, although the general consensus was that as a film, it has its fair share of problems. Whilst I did enjoy it, it did also leave quite a sour taste in my mouth.

Paul Kersey is a trauma surgeon working in Chicago. As is the way with most of these types of films, Paul's life is perfect. So saccharine sweet perfect that it's almost cloying & verges into pastiche: Paul's wife is beautiful & flawless, their daughter no doubt going to follow in her father's footsteps as a doctor or other profoundly impactful career. They live in a mansion & everything is just going perfect. So that of course means that within 20 minutes, they will be exposed to horrific violence & all their lives will change forever. Paul, frustrated with the lack of police progress with the case, decides to turn vigilante & hunt down the perpetrators himself.

For anyone looking for originality, forget it. Exactly what you think will happen, happens. But this is a solid 3 star film in many ways. Willis is always watchable and interestingly here, he also is given the chance to really show his dramatic range. Whilst some have scorned this, I would be lying if I didn't say I was moved by his performance. The scene of Paul working in the hospital then being confronted with the horror of trying to save/operate on his own family is a deeply poignant moment which the film doesn't ruin.

But, despite the good things, this film also has for me and many others a very big issue, which was brought into sharp focus due to world events at the time: this film is unbelievably pro-gun. As in, almost propaganda levels of firearm glorification and festishisation. I have seen before several fairly revolting & disgusting political adverts of American politicians posing with/shooting guns in various contrived situations, whilst making provocative & "right-on" statements designed to appeal to a certain demographic. Those adverts last about 90 seconds... Death Wish is an hour 40 of it. And the world event I mentioned earlier was the Las Vegas mass shooting, which caused the studio to pull the film and delay it.

The rest of the story is fairly standard: there are only really good guys and bad guys, lots of people get shot, the police investigating the rampage are staggeringly incompetent and in the end, everything goes back to being relatively wonderful, despite the trauma suffered by Paul.

But credit where credit is due: despite the issues, I did enjoy this film, especially the supporting cast of Vincent D'Onofrio, who is excellent in pretty much everything I've seen him in.

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The Bourne Supremacy

One of the greatest espionage thrillers ever made... Flawless, staggering perfection

(Edit) 24/09/2023

This film is a masterpiece. Every single second is perfect. From the opening shots of Bourne sharing a moment of peace following traumatic visions with the love of his life, through to the breathless pace as he is chased all over the world by faceless assassins, you are gripped & captivated by every second.

Then, in the final third, the action moves to Russia and culminates in one of the greatest car chases ever put on film.

To me, this film is also responsible for something much more important: without it and it's critical & commercial success, we would never have had the change in tone of the Bond films that were released after it. The Bourne Supremacy literally took Bond, smacked him around and made him/the films into what they became under Daniel Craig, realistic and gritty and meaningful.

I cannot give this film enough credit or reverence. It is one of the greatest action espionage films ever made. Never again did Bourne scale those heights, and Bond rarely came close to it.

Flawless perfection

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Murder on the Orient Express

Lusciously shot, but fairly run of the mill in terms of its story & impact

(Edit) 24/09/2023

I can understand the appeal of Kenneth Branagh/Hollywood wanting to bring the character of Hercule Poirot back to the screen in a big-budget adaptation. There have been a spate of these types of films which have been released and have done mega-business, especially amongst the senior population who still actively visit the cinema. Whilst this film does have some nice touches, it also is too long & convoluted to really be that enjoyable.

For me, the best thing about it is how it looks: the colour palette, cinematography, costumes and sets are brilliant. It really is a feast for the eyes. The massively stacked cast of A-Listers also seem to be having a good time. However, when you scratch below the surface, as a piece of entertainment it's actually fairly bland. There are a few curveballs here and there, but not much to keep you watching. It doesn't have much wrong with it, but not that much right either.

However, I accept that this film wasn't really aimed at me. For the demographic it was directed at, they loved it, amusingly making it one of the highest grossing films of 2017 apart from the Marvel movies.

A very competently made but relatively unremarkable film.

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The Shape of Water

A moving, weird, heartfelt & idiosyncratic film, powered by an electric Hawkins

(Edit) 24/09/2023

The winner of the Best Picture Oscar, Guillermo Del Toro's latest film is, like the rest of his work, deeply idiosyncratic & revels in its weirdness, which is a lesson a large number of other blockbusters could take a cue from. But it also has the other elements that make his films so unique, such as a fantastic soundtrack & beautiful look to them, even when what you are looking at is horrible.

The Shape of Water follows Elisa, a mute woman adopted at birth, who works as a custodian at a secure facility in Baltimore during the Cold War. Elisa is a woman whose life is defined by structure: every morning, she has the same routine and keeps herself to herself. She is also very kooky & childlike, as well as having a vivacious sexuality. One day, at the secure facility she works in, she sees a mysterious humanoid amphibian/alien creature brought in. Elisa becomes fascinated with the creature, eventually falling in love with it & plotting to free it from its confines/the brutal torture inflicted on it by the sadistic Colonel Strickland.

For many people, including some of the other reviewers here, they loathe this film because it is so strange. But to me, that's the best thing about it. We are invited to take the perspective not only of Elisa, but also the creature who is captured. And the collection of strange & surreal characters that this film lovingly surrounds you with is a joy to be around.

The performances are also great. Front and center of all of this is the wonderful Sally Hawkins. As someone who had only ever seen her in bit parts/supporting roles before, here she is a revelation. She is a wonderful & exuberant protagonist, a warm & funny guide to this strange world. Michael Shannon & Octavia Spencer also are great. The creature itself is also perfectly realised, a combination of CGI & costume.

This film absolutely is not for everyone, but I loved it, as well as being moved by it. It is a great adventure & highly enjoyable.

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Fifty Shades Freed

Terrible, silly dreck which ran out of steam long ago

(Edit) 24/09/2023

The first Fifty Shades film was by no means a masterpiece, however there was a certain fun to be had watching it. It was very competently directed by Sam Taylor-Wood, had a half-decent script by Kelly Marcel & didn't take itself too seriously. However, despite the enormous creative control she already had with the first film, E.L James by all accounts hated it, as well as being stung by the criticism levelled at it.

So for the second & third films, she took over completely, hiring her husband as the scriptwriter & changing the director to James Foley, who seemed to have only turned up for the cheque. The 2nd film was not great, but there was still something about it which made it half-enjoyable, mainly it's campiness which sometimes raised a laugh or smile. However, all of that is basically lost in the third film.

After the events of the previous film, Anastasia & Christian have married and should be in matrimonial bliss, especially considering the obscene wealth Grey has. But the threats that were in the previous film have not gone away, plus there are some new additions to the villainy as well. Alongside all of this, Anastasia discovers she is pregnant & starts to have second thoughts about the relationship she is now supposedly committed to.

Everything here doesn't work, whether its the chemistry between Dornan & Johnson, the script which a first year screenwriter would have thrown back at them, or the weak attempts to create tension from laughable situations. For example, the main villain is Anastasia's ex boss Jack Hyde, who is basically a carbon copy of Grey (and who you feel was the actor originally cast as the lead role, then lost it, but was kept around in case Dornan flunked out.) The two men are meant to be alpha-males who constantly butt heads and have extreme prescence on screen... they end up looking like a couple of posh boys who decided to hit the gym to get stacked, but who would cry if their lunch money got stolen.

The story staggers on, with enough soapy emotions & situations to provide a year's worth of scripts on Corrie or Hollyoaks. But what is most staggering, continuing on a running theme from the previous two films, is how even incredible actors have their abilities lowered as soon as they step on the set. For example, Jennifer Ehle and Marcia Gay Harden are Oscar/Tony Award-winning actresses, women of staggering ability & talent. Here, they play barely one-dimensional characters and even that's being generous. The same goes for Dornan & Johnson.

The result is something which, like other products of Hollywood, made herculean amounts of money, filled up cinemas (never a bad thing,) and left probably most of the people leaving it wanting their money back.

For the final time, it has to be said: if you want to watch 2 good-looking but vapid people having sex in various plush surroundings, buy a porn film. At least the acting will be better and the sex real...

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L'Amant Double

A provocative, erotic & adult drama which keeps you guessing, with good performances & direction

(Edit) 24/09/2023

François Ozon continues his run of provocative, unpredictable but also engrossing films. Whilst many of the other reviews criticised the length and pace of this film, for me it was actually pretty well balanced.

The story is about a woman called Chloé, who when we meet her is suffering from unexplained abdominal pains. She is told that nothing is wrong with her physically and that she should consult a psychiatrist. She goes to see Paul and the two eventually become romantically involved & move in together. However, she discovers that Paul is concealing his real identity, which starts to really mess with Chloé and her emotions.

One of the things I liked most about the film was the fact that it did not take any shortcuts and really leaned into the erotic & sexually duplicitous side of the story. This is a properly adult-film/thriller, with committed performances from both actors. The script also has enough moments to keep you guessing and the twists are really well worked into the story.

If you are expecting a quick moving & fast-paced story, there is no point you watching. This film takes its time setting up the story & slowly ratcheting up the tension. The result is a solid & intriguing film, well-worth your time and attention.

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A Prayer Before Dawn

An incredible, visceral & inspirational film based on the true story of Billy Moore

(Edit) 24/09/2023

I rented this film due to the massive critical praise, particularly the 5 star Empire review, which absolutely raved about it. Otherwise, I would never have rented it, as sports movies on the whole are not the sort of films I am that interested in. And I am so glad I did. This is a wonderful, deeply human and compassionate film, looking at how from even the bleakest of situations, hope & promise can be found. It also features a star-making turn from Joe Cole.

Billy Moore is a Liverpudlian man who lives in Thailand. At the start of the film, he is involved in both professional boxing & drug dealing/petty crime. After a dawn raid, he is arrested & convicted of drug possession and sentenced to 3 years in the notorious Klong Prem prison. A literal hell-on-Earth, the prisoners are at the whim of the brutal guards, as well as the high-ranking gang members incarcerated in the cells with them. Whilst at first Moore spirals rapidly downhill mentally, he then is welcomed into the gym/Muay Thai boxing team, which in turn supports him & enables him to start to believe he has a future again. Moore then becomes the first non-Thai to fight in the prison Muay-Thai championships.

The best part of this film and, to be clear, the reason it works so well, is down to Joe Cole's stunning performance as well as the beautiful direction by Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire. This film really delves deep into not only Moore's emotions, but also the strong bonds formed not only with the other prisoners but also the boxers within the gym. They are broken, troubled & yes some of them deeply immoral, dangerous men. But this film seeks to show a different side, as well as the incredible redemptive power of sport, particularly boxing.

Don't be put off by the subtitles or the fact that it is marketed as a sports film. This is a warm, thoughtful and deeply moving film with an incredible Cole at its core.

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