Film Reviews by None

Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 6 reviews and rated 239 films.

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Wall-E

Disappointing.

(Edit) 01/02/2009

Starts off okay, but fails to engage and drags on and on.

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Avoid.

(Edit) 07/02/2009

Disappointing plot, ridiculous evil elves, failed to engage, switched it off after 20 minutes.

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The Piano

Engaging.

(Edit) 07/02/2009

Very well made film, great acting, adorable child actor, haunting soundtrack and emotion-provoking plot. A classic.

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Redbelt

Disappointing

(Edit) 14/02/2009

Not much good fighting, unbelieveable characters, slow questionable plot, and rubbish ending which was completely unrealistic. Chiwetel Ejiofor was the only good thing in this film.

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Eragon

Absolutely terrible

(Edit) 14/02/2009

Not one thing that happens in this film is true to the book, it was so ridiculous it made me feel quite angry! This film was like an incorrect clip show of bits from the book. Read the book instead!

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The Happening

Rubbish

(Edit) 01/02/2009

Believe it or not, this is even worse that The Lady in the Water, which unfortunately is not just a blip of M Night S's, Clearly it was the start of the end. Don't waste your time with this film, you will be shocked at what a sore disappointment it is.

1 out of 3 members found this review helpful.