Film Reviews by None

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Captain Phillips

Excellent film, best we've seen ages

(Edit) 23/05/2014

Whatever you do watch this, you'll be truly entertained.

Can't say anymore other than ramble away as cinema paradise make you write over 100 words for a review. Guess they won't publish as it is criticism of them and their website.

Thankyou.

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Gravity

Why oh why is the sound effects so much louder than the dialogue

(Edit) 23/05/2014

Good'ish film but sound mix was very poor. Too loud music way too often, drowning out the dialogue, which also went from loud to quiet.

Would I watch it again? ....... No way

Would I recommend it? ........ Not really

If you want to see a good film, watch Captain Phillips. Now there is an exceptionally good film.

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To the Wonder

Give it a miss

(Edit) 01/09/2013

No start middle or end. Very poor. What was the point of this film

Cinema Paradiso ..... Why make me write over 100 characters to say how poor this is?

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The Producers

What a waste of time!

(Edit) 18/09/2006

We were looking forward to watching this film as we generally like musicals.....

..... but give this one a wide berth please.

We only lasted about 10 minutes (we did give it a bit of a chance) before we gave up and watched something else.

If I could rate it a zero I would.

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The Village

Not all it seems?

(Edit) 15/10/2005

Quite a good film. Neat twist to the end.

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Collateral

OK but ........

(Edit) 04/10/2005

....... it may have been me but why do American actors mumble so much, so much so that you couldn't always tell what they were saying even when you rewound the film and listened again!

And why is the music so loud and talking so quiet. Turn the volume up, turn the volume down etc. Perhaps I'm just getting old ;-)

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