Film Reviews by mK

Beware. This is not the cartoon style horror of monsters or zombies. This is real life gruesome. Very original, it literally gave me a nightmare.

Suburban hell with a problem ‘child’ thats not yours, and no escape. This pressed all my buttons- horrifying. This was the most troubled I have been watching a film for years.

This film is too long and too daft. A taxi driver is sent to assassinate someone and turns into an Arnie style terminator who survives everything thrown at him.

I like odd off the wall films, but this one was too much for me. I did watch  it to the end, but couldn’t recommend it to anyone. The plot is so episodic it becomes boring.

Fast forwarded the last 30 mins and it was still too slow. There is an awfull of talk about nothing and no plot.

This film is set in an atmospheric mansion and the acting is good, although the whole period stiff upper lip, dont say what you think bit is tiresome. In fact the whole film is a bit of a plodding bore. It’s labeled a thriller, but there are no thrills and the surprise ending is a yawn.