Absolute nonsense, but incredible fun — House of Dark Shadows is pure pulp horror chaos. It tears through plot, tone, and logic like a bat in a belfry, leaving behind a trail of fog, velvet, and fake blood. Overstuffed, overwrought, and oddly self-satisfied — yet that’s exactly what makes it work.
Everything teeters on the edge of madness. The acting’s all over the place, the sets look borrowed from a haunted wax museum, and the editing feels done with a stopwatch. But it’s never dull — not for a second.
Messy, loud, and weirdly charming, it’s the perfect kind of nonsense: the sort that knows exactly what it is and goes for it anyway. If pulp horror is a guilty pleasure, this one sinks its teeth right in.