Film Reviews by NL

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Krampus

Do not waste your life on this film

(Edit) 18/05/2016

If you like how stupid and silly Chucky is, then watch this.

I have been looking forward to watching this film for months and months and when I received the disc I was over the moon! But.........that did not last long. This is one of the most pathetic horror movies I have ever seen. The characters acting is poor, the special effects are old fashioned and the monsters are plastic - they look like characters out of Labyrinth and Chucky.

Not worth even 1 star!!

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Enemy

Not even worth 1 star

(Edit) 15/06/2015

Very, long and drawn out.

Only last 45 mins into the film and could not take any more.

We did not watch all of it and we still guessed the ending - it made no sense!!

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Big Hero 6

AMAZING!!

(Edit) 15/06/2015

What a great family film, its been a while since I watched a cartoon this good.

An excellent watch and loved every minute of it

Would definitely watch again

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Locke

Waste of my life!! I cannot give 0 stars so it will have to be 1

(Edit) 07/10/2014

This film is about a man in a car - well done BMW for all the promotion you received from this film!! It did not go anywhere, it was a pointless storyline, utterly boring and not realistic at all. This man gives up his life so he does not make the same mistakes his imaginary Dad made, just to prove a point to someone that does not exist but who he talks to and the camera films.............ha ha ha

There was an awful lot of overacting and that is hard to do when the only characters are this one man and a lot of family and friends/colleagues on the over end of the phone. Tom Hardy did such a poor Welsh accent, you can tell that he is trying too hard. It was completely pointless, why did he need to be Welsh??!! It would have annoyed me less if he had not had any accept but his own, it started to grate on me just after 10 minutes it was that bad.

The genuine only reason why I watched it up to the end is because I actually wanted to see if he eventually got out of the car - and he didn't!! Wow, what a waste of time. I cannot give 0 stars so it will have to be 1 star and that is way too much

Do yourself a favour and watch some paint dry instead......

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John Dies at the End

I cannot give it zero stars - so it will have to be 1 star!!

(Edit) 06/05/2014

Wow!!

What can I say that will not make me sound like a horrible person??

We watched 45mins of this before we actually switched it off. That is 45mins of my life that I will never get back!! We tried to get to the end but could not bring ourselves to do it, what a ridiculous film with poor acting and extremely poor special effects. The monster/alien things looked like cheap lumps of rubber and were hand puppets. I know it is a low budget film, but come on.......this was beyond a joke

Honestly, the best acting in this film was from the German Shepherd and that is saying something

Do not waste your time, there are better things out there to do than watch this - like watching paint dry!!

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