Ever shared aperitifs with a living legend? Or swapped catwalk tips with a superstar? Well, now's your chance. Introducing Edina Monsoon, doyenne of the fashion world...
Fashion How should Edina and Patsy prepare for their latest celebrity fashion show? How about starting with a small glass of wine or two?
Fat "Inside of me, sweetie, inside of me, there's a thin person just screaming to get out." "Just the one dear?"
France The ideal getaway - a bon vacance in Provence. But endless peace and quiet and Monopoly isn't exactly St Tropez, is it?
Iso Tank Banned from attending Saffy's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet...
Magazine Edina's ecstatic. She's got a new man and she's stayed out until morning. Patsy's pretty bloody jealous and she's got to go to work - if she can remember where her office is.
Birthday "Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies, darling? One day you could come home sweeties, and find me just a toothless old wad of gum on the floor."