In Little Stempington, the women don't kill time - they kill each other, with anything from Glock 9mm machine pistols to potato peelers if necessary. Beneath the charity fundraising and mid-morning aerobic classes lies a secret, super-sexed, super-violent world lead by power-crazed housewives Camilla Diamond and Barbara Du Prez. Into this rural battlefield walks innocent Joyce Hazeldine and her policeman husband Jeremy, itching to find a stress-free life away from the high crime rate of the big city. As wife of the new local superintendent, Joyce soon becomes an unwilling pawn in the epic power struggle between two rival gangs, and has to learn to swim and shoot or sink and die. Welcome to Little Stempington. Welcome to Suburban Shootout.