With Donna down in 'that London', Gaz and Janet decide to properly couple up. But will the spirit, the concrete head or the biscuits of Jonny ever leave them alone? To earn Gaz's respect, Janet becomes a community policewoman, in return, he thinks of even more imaginative things to do with marmite. Then Donna returns - with Runcorn's first would-be-cockney market trader, Wesley, in tow. Is she really ready to divorce Gaz? Is she prepared to compromise her feminist principles and let him choose between her and Janet? Or will Wesley let Gaz's secret burst open like a pot of rancid yogurt?