Film Reviews by LJ

considering the title, not much takes place in London! a very bad "zombie" film based on the human race turning into zombie mutations from radioactive solar debris that hits earth, really, dont bother!

there is nothing "thrilling" about this film - if you like watching paint dry, then this is the film for you! it ends so abruptly I was left wondering if the DVD had been damaged!

for an all star cast this should be a brilliant film

it isnt - sadly!

boring, dragged on, miserable

"does for gators what Jaws did for sharks"

Erm - no! not in the slightest - Jaws is an excellent movie, this is not

blimey - this was a bit of a chore to watch - I stuck with it to the end but found my mind wandering off several times during the 2+ hours this went on for - couple of decent songs to sing along to but on the whole this was uninteresting and far to long

if you are looking for a fantastic film then dont watch this one! Stick with the original Swedish version

I really enjoyed the 1st Deadpool - this one however is awful - like others have quite rightly said, dont bother!

such a fab film, Im surprised it hasnt had more reviews - anyone who loves anything to do with mermaids will enjoy this

the 1st Bad Moms was ok - this is dreadful and Im sorry - what the heck was that song on the end credits?" F**king this, F**cking that" really not appropriate at all

Not funny, not clever, not at all good

its funny, its sad and its lovely - was beautifully done as well and refreshing to see a coming out movie from a male point of view - the young cast were excellent and I would thoroughly recommend this film

"She emerges trained as a lethal agent, but is trapped in a world she desperately wants to escape"

what??

No, she went to Sparrow School and learnt to be a hooker - nothing lethal or agent-y about that whatsoever! what a rubbish film

if you want to watch a film about a Russian Spy then I suggest you watch Salt with the fabulous Angelina Jolie - not this!

not great, not overly funny, passed the time on a rainy sunday afternoon but nothing at all to write home about - found the 2 lead actresses very annoying after a while!

I dont mind bad language but this was excessive - not at all funny and I gave up half way through - very disappointing as I enjoyed the 1st film

oh dear - this is not good - turned it off after about 20 mins - really really awful - there is nothing positive to say about this film