machotrouts's - Rented List

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Smart and sexy Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But love-struck dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis wants to just stay friends. Desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist.

A master at seducing - and offending - women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives - an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. But when Tank meets Alexis he's in for a real surprise, as this is a girl who can truly give as good as she gets and relishes his bad boy image. And that's bad news for Dustin...

The criminal anarchy is hilarious when a foursome of full-time hit men looking to score some extra cash kidnap the boss' god-daughter. And when beleaguered wise guy Mel is set up to take the fall, underworld antics and domestic absurdities collide for a working weekend no one will soon forget...

"Ted" tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish... and has refused to leave his side ever since.

Hazel (Shailene Woodley) and Gus (Ansel Elgort) share an acerbic sense of humour, a distaste for convention, and a transformative love that will sweep them onto a journey you'll never forget. Experience this acclaimed film based on John Green's best-selling novel.

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Shortly after that 1927 release, an entire quarter of Lang's original version was cut by Paramount for the US release, and by Ufa in Germany, an act of butchery very much against the director's wishes.

The excised footage was believed lost, irretrievably so - that is, until one of the most remarkable finds in all of cinema history, as several dusty reels were discovered in a small museum in Buenos Aires. Argentina in 2008. Since then, an expert team of film archivists has been working at the Friedrich-Wilhelm-Murnau-Stiftung in Germany to painstakingly reconstruct and restore Lang's film.

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The death of a police lieutenant who has been investigating New York racketeers and the acquittal of his murderer by crooked lawyers, leads to the citizens committee for crime prevention suggesting that Inspector Fernack (Jonathan Hale) engage Simon Templar (Louis Hayward) to help clean up the city.

When a hit man tries to kill Inspector Fernack, The Saint is on hand to rescue him and leaves his unusual calling card, with its tiny sketch of a jaunty Saint, so that the mob know who is thwarting their plans. Incensed by the Saint's interference in his business, the mysterious leader of the gang, known only as the 'Big Fellow' dispatches his hired killers to track down the Saint. As the killers chase Simon Templar over New York, the Saint still manages to find time to seduce the beautiful Fay Edwards (Kay Sutton) before meeting the 'Big Fellow' in a violent showdown.

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What in Hell is going on at Headstone Manor? In this hilarious spoof of every horror fan's favourite films, a team of mad scientists, led by Dr. Lukas Mandeville (Kenny Everett) and his assistant Dr. Barbara Coyle (Pamela Stephenson) are investigating paranormal phenomenon in the mysterious manor.

Unknown to the scientists, their presence is about to incur the wrath of a local coven of bumbling but determined Satanists led by a 700-year-old disciple of the Devil known only as the Sinister Man (Vincent Price), all of whom are prepared to stop at nothing in purging the house of the unwelcome intruders.

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Having left behind his life as a gifted concert pianist, Charlie (Charles Aznavour) sees out his downcast days tinkling the ivories in a dingy Parisian jazz bar. One day his brother Chico (Albert Rémy) arrives, searching for sanctuary from a gang of crooks that he's double-crossed.

Charlie offers to help but soon finds his murky past catching up with him and before long is embroiled in an affair that he can no longer control.

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In a remote, hostile cave system, deep in the mountains, none that enter make it out alive. Three ex-military friends reunite, determined to be the first explorers to successfully conquer the dark depths. Giving themselves just 48 hours, they begin their challenging descent underground.

But once inside, the expedition takes a sinister turn following a startling discovery. Trapped inside the narrow, cavernous tunnels, not only must they navigate a way out, they must fight to stay alive.

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Liverpool 1978: What starts as a vibrant affair between a legendary femme fatale, the eccentric Academy Award-winning actress Gloria Grahame (Annette Bening), and her young lover, British actor Peter Turner (Jamie Bell), quickly grows into a deeper relationship, with Turner being the person Gloria

turns to for comfort. Their passion and lust for life is tested to the limits by events beyond their control.

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After years sifting through crashed aircraft, Accident Investigator Kris Kristofferson cracks up. He begins a desperate search for a time machine that hasn't yet been invented. Cheryl Ladd is the woman he falls in love with - a woman who doesn't yet exist.

Only she can explain just what happened to the passengers of the doomed 747, which Kristofferson is investigating.

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On a college scholarship from an abstinence group, freshman Priscilla White is as pure as her name sounds. But after being tricked into drinking alcohol by campus legend Natalie "The Naz," she ruins her squeaky-clean reputation in a big way...

in front of the "Chicks Go Crazy" cameras! Now, she must recover the incriminating tape from producer Crazy Ed Curtzman before she loses it all. Priscilla, "The Naz" and new love interest Chuck follow the "Chicks Go Crazy" bus - and the trail of wild parties - on the ultimate cross-country adventure.

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It's the blueprint for every low budget horror movie, 'Night of the Living Dead' is one the most successful indie films of all time. And definitely the best zombie flick ever. George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" transcended the world of B movies to become a film classic.

Now, legendary New York DJ and Producer, Roger Sanchez, rolls out the monster grooves in his own inimitable style enhancing the fear factor of this remixed horror classic...prepare to be terrified all over again.

Reloaded Tracklisting:
1. The Mighty High (Joey Negro Philly Club Mix) - Revival 3000
2. Make the Beat Pound - DJ Disciple
3. Din Da Da (Original Gomi's Main Mix) - Kevin Aviance
4. You Can't Hide from Your Bud (5 Man's Physic Space Warrior Mix) - DJ Sneak
5. Fade II Black (Rogers Blackout Mix) - Hings of Tomorrow
6. Answering Machine - Green Velvet
7. The Potion (Sinister Potion Mix) - Narcotic Squad Presents the Ileagal E.P
8. Land of the Lost (Poolegs Infected Mix) - Green Velvet
9. Funky and Fresh (International Posse Mix) - International Posse
10. Fade II Black (Rogers Blackout Mix) - Kings of Tomorrow
11. Feel the Sun (Nightbreed Station Identification Mix) - DJ Dove Presents the Bottle King

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The manic madness of Jim Carrey (Bruce Almighty) strikes again in this totally wired, out of control comedy! Slip the cable guy fifty bucks and you'll get the movie channels for free - it's a time honoured urban ritual.

But when Steven Kovacs (Matthew Broderick) moves into his new apartment he picks the wrong cable guy - this guy doesn't want fifty bucks; he just wants a friend for life...and he won't take no for an answer! Steven is about to learn that there's no such thing as free cable.

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A National Emergency grips the US as the zombie population grows at an alarming rate. Two S.W.A.T. officers, a helicopter pilot and his girlfriend escape the city and take refuge in an abandoned shopping mall after securing it following a series of flesh-shredding confrontations with the undead.

Their survival is threatened when a band of looters leave a door open allowing the zombies access to the mall once more and a final stand-off for survival must play out.