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The Verdict

Loaded Dice

(Edit) 27/11/2012

Ever get the impression there is precious little law and order in the US, but rather a free market of individuals suing each other within a system balanced in favour of protecting the interests of the rich and well connected against the little guy? Well, so says Sidney Lumet's classic Hollywood courtroom drama.

It's a typically liberal and sincere exposé by Lumet of US medicine, but mostly of the legal system and the many impediments to justice. It's also the best performance of Paul Newman's life as the disillusioned, alcoholic lawyer who gets a shot at redemption when he represents the victim of a botched operation.

There are a couple of clunky narrative gear changes but it would take the most inflexible of realists to complain. This is more about the emotional ride, and- for me- a betrayal that haunts my memories. David Mamet's script is intelligent and pithy and hard-hitting, but not above pitching straight to the heart.

And at the climax, almost as a bonus, there's an overwhelming cameo from Lindsay Crouse as the surprise witness. This is one of the greats of American cinema because it confirms our certainty that the whole human casino is fixed... but then appeals to our most tenuous dream that a fairer deal is possible.

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Some Kind of Wonderful

Uneven Triangle (spoiler)

(Edit) 15/03/2026

Writer-producer John Hughes said this is an attempt to correct his unsatisfactory ending for Pretty in Pink, released a year before. It is the same formula, with the soundtrack of hits from the UK indie charts and the usual high school rituals, with some cute dialogue about teenage angst.

Except there's a gender flip. This time Eric Stoltz is the redhead from the wrong side of the tracks, torn between the unattainable babe (Lea Thompson) who hangs with the rich kids, and his punky, androgynous best female friend (Mary Stuart Masterson) who is secretly love with him.

When the misfit is sexier than the honey, well it's obvious where this will end up. Still, the ride is fun. If it's not as good as Pretty in Pink, that's mainly because the main actors are too old and there's no Molly Ringwald, who turned this down. Stoltz is handsome enough but lacks star charisma.

Masterson is better and her drum solo to Dr. Mabuse by Propaganda gives the opening titles a jump start. Maddie Corman steals her scenes in one of Hughes’ little sister roles. The budget means more gloss, but it's a routine ‘80s High School romcom; no surprises, just classier than most. 

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The Honorary Consul

Hostage Situation.

(Edit) 12/08/2026

Graham Greene was particularly scathing of this adaptation of his own favourite among his many novels. And it was a huge flop at the box office. But it's interesting for all the reasons his writing normally is. He creates human stories which seem to get to the heart of a political scenario while exploring the fascinating moral consequences.

In this case, it's the long military junta in control of Argentina. There is the author's familiar cast of archetypes, with a minor government official, a doctor, a local cop and a lapsed priest. In this instance the alcoholic is the Honorary Consul who is mistakenly kidnapped by rebels and treated by the medic in an affair with his wife.

Other than the subterfuge, the main attraction is the standout performance of Michael Caine's career as the drunken functionary who foolishly marries a young sex worker (Elpidia Carrillo). Richard Gere is actually fine as the mercenary MD; however the main weakness is a few awkward attempts to play up to his '80s pinup status.

This is more of psychological drama than pure thriller, though director John MacKenzie gives the hooky plot some momentum. There is plenty of ambient pessimism; plus the intrigue of Greene's usual emotional cycle of indifference, betrayal, guilt and redemption. There are few poor films made from his novels, and this isn't one.

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One from the Heart

Love Bomb (spoiler)

(Edit) 27/11/2012

This was a critical and box office disaster, and financially the worst possible start for Francis Coppola's Zoetrope Studio. But it has sustained a small cult following, and will probably continue to draw interest because of Tom Waits' heartbreak ballads, including the odd couple duets with Crystal Gayle.

It's an arthouse musical romance set in Las Vegas but shot on a soundstage with ostentatious virtuosity. The music and the look have attracted a few admirers. But I like the love story too, and the heartfelt performances, with Frederic Forrest and Teri Garr as a couple stuck in the same old routine...

As they close in on middle age, the thrill has gone, leaving chores and rows. What if they have another go around? As this is a musical fantasy, their affairs are like sweet dreams. She hooks up with an adventurous, attentive Latino played by Raúl Juliá. And he... well, with the adorable Nastassja Kinski!

And she gives the film a dose of heart as the sexy circus girl. This is a romance which mixes enchantment into the familiar and creates magic. When the two reconcile while Crystal Gayle sings, 'I love you, more than all these words can ever say' on the soundtrack... is it really only me, blinking away a tear?

* My preferred version is the original 1982 theatrical release.

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La Ceremonie

Class Act (spoiler)

(Edit) 25/03/2026

Understated psycho-drama based on a novel by Ruth Rendell in which Claude Chabrol extends his contempt for French bourgeois sanctimony about as far as it can go... A wealthy provincial family hires an introverted, illiterate psychopath (Sandrine Bonnaire) with fake references to help around the house.

In time her role expands until she's their general dogsbody. Then she forms an alliance with another even weirder misfit (Isabelle Huppert) to bring capricious, bloody revenge on the family’s middle class rules and privileges! If only they hadn't expected their flunky to read those damn shopping lists!

It's very much an actors film, led by Bonnaire and Huppert, who bring chilly austerity to their roles as the uneducated, plebeian executioners, who bond with just a suggestion of sexual attraction. Virginie Ledoyen stands out in the support cast as the student daughter already an expert in class hypocrisy.

The mood is downbeat and detached and brittle, yet uncomfortably, relentlessly hypnotic. It's an ambiguous, slow release drama more than a thriller; though there is a relishable final twist... It's among Chabrol's more commercially successful films from his late period and a critics' favourite.

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Like Woah!

(Edit) 29/05/2026

This is where the 1980s cycle of US High School comedies begins. Though it still feels like the '70s- with the dated fashions, long hair and white-bread radio rock- as there was no mainstream punk/new wave movement to sweep them away. So this may feel alien to UK viewers, and not just because the kids drive to class.

This was made for teenagers, but is now a period piece for nostalgics. Maybe it's my age... but many years on, the teachers seem more relatable; and Ray Walston steals his scenes as Mr. Hands. Back then, Sean Penn made an impact as a stoner/slacker/surfer. As did Phoebe Cates sunbathing by the pool in her red bikini...

...The dvd extras claim VHS rental copies were damaged by freeze framing. It's fun to see all the future stars as gen-xers doing low wage weekend work in the mall. Jennifer Jason Leigh is appealing as the good-girl who gets pregnant by the main scuzzball. It has a rep for being hard hitting, but isn't, by modern standards.

It's adapted by Cameron Crowe from his book which was acclaimed for authenticity! Though it's really more of a glossy jukebox comedy made under the influence of early Woody Allen, except for teens. If this is realism, it's only in comparison with Animal House (1978). Still, few films have been ripped off as comprehensively.

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The Double Life of Veronique

Double Vision

(Edit) 27/11/2012

After watching this in a cinema on its initial run, I didn't want to speak because any words would break the enchantment of the experience and deliver me back into my ordinary day. And then it turned out the long silence of my companion was for exactly the same reason. And how appropriate, because it is mostly about unspoken, ethereal connections.

This is a transcendental film about two identical looking young musicians (both played by Irène Jacob) living materially unconnected but similar lives; one in Warsaw, the other in Paris. They have contrasting destinies but are linked in mysterious, spiritual ways. Some motifs also interrelate with other films by Krzysztof Kieslowski, including future releases!

Both women have a habit of raising their face upwards in a gesture of optimism and wonder. In Poland the impetuous, ill-fated Weronika looks up into rain, and then dust. But in France,  the visage of the more pragmatic Véronique is bathed in sunlight. This gives the film its colour palette, with the yellow filters which saturate the picture in a gold autumnal glow....

Which is burnished by Zbigniew Preisner's blissful score. Irène Jacob is luminescent in the demanding dual roles. This is a mystical encounter which speaks in an impressionistic cinematic language. It is an exquisite, metaphysical poem from the supremely gifted Kieslowski; as much a vision as a film. A quiet, meditative and incredibly beautiful dream.

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The Virgin Suicides

Voodoo Child

(Edit) 23/08/2026

Even though Sofia Coppola's debut is a faithful adaptation of Jeffrey Eugenides' novel, its translation to the screen ostentatiously borrows from Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). It's a period melodrama about the group behaviour of female adolescents which is unresolved and mainly memorable for its hazy-dreamy atmosphere.

The atmos is constructed in familiar ways: with the turned up room tone and ambient noise; the yellow sunny day brightness, with the lens flare; the fashions and nostalgic chart music... But this is different because its aura is also created by the five teenage sisters who are similarly blonde, pretty, hippyish- and lack individuality.

So the younger female actors don't much stand out. Kirsten Dunst gets most screen-time as the 14 year old who is the only sister with a motive for suicide. Clearly we are expected to find a cause for their mysterious deaths-  whether the mystic occultism of puberty... or the stranglehold of bourgeois christian conservatism, etc...?

But ultimately... there isn't a reason... and if there was, how much certainty could there be? The story is told by a collective of unreliable narrators recalling their long ago past. This must remain an enigma, much like at Hanging Rock. Yet there is still some satisfaction in this, and in the soft focus wistfulness of our reminiscences...

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Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring

And Relax.

(Edit) 23/09/2014

It's difficult to say what this is without merely assembling a lot of new age buzzwords; like serenity, simplicity and balance... Or- eek!- mindfulness. So let's not try. This is a meditative film about the environment and the cycle of life.

It is slow cinema, which gives the viewer space to contemplate where they belong spiritually in nature. Exactly like the remote monastery which serenely floats on a still, misty lake enclosed by the green expanse of the rainforest...

Kim Ki-duk wrote, directed- and edited- this philosophical minimalism, staged within a single location, about a monk who teaches his apprentice simplicity, tolerance, compassion and forbearance. He also appears in the final cycle

And yes, balance; this feels especially resonant rewatching while the UK countryside is set alight by drought, with nature in jeopardy. There isn't much incident, but it is exquisite, illuminating and mindful... and then ultimately, mythic.

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Island of Terror

More Bone?

(Edit) 13/08/2026

It isn't obvious why this sci-fi Hammer horror ripoff is so durable. There's clearly zero budget as the monsters and special effects are pitiful. The dialogue has the idiotic faux scientific jargon which must have felt dated even back then: 'Is the tri-chem stage complete?/Yes/And the vapour-applicator?/The histo-connect problem has been solved...' Though that can be fun!

Also on the debit side is an inappropriate music score which sounds like it was composed for a glossy mid-60s spy spoof. The story is hardly original, with echoes of Day of the Triffids (1963) and the Quatermass series; research boffins meaning to cure cancer inadvertently create hoover-like creatures which absorb the bone from anyone looking in the wrong direction...

So why still so entertaining after all these years? Much of the credit is due to stalwart Hammer director Terence Fisher, who generates quite a lot of suspense from the standard situations. The photography is much better than it needs to be. And the cast are clearly not phoning this in. No matter that every one of these actors once dreamed of playing Hamlet... Or Ophelia!

They still treat their foolish encounters with the latex bone-munchers with integrity; even poor Carole Gray who is stuck with the most annoying scream queen role in films. Peter Cushing is an appealingly rakish academic. Edward Judd is also fine as a playboy orthopaedic specialist. We even get Niall MacGinnis as the head yokel. So thanks to them all- from the real future!

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The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne

Single Ticket

(Edit) 30/03/2026

Quality tearjerker set in 1950s Dublin about a spinster in middle age (Maggie Smith) who devoted her youth to the care of a curmudgeonly aunt (Wendy Hillier)... Now she finds herself chronically alone and unloved, which she palliates with whiskey while drifting from one cold, impersonal guest house to another...

Until she loses her faith and identifies the Catholic Church as the main driver of her inconspicuous tragedy. This adaptation of Brian Moore's novel is foremost a medium for Smith's heartbreaking performance as the solitary woman who spends a lifetime putting her faith in god but finds she got so little in return.

Surely Dame Maggie would have been a global star but for the collapse of the UK film industry in her peak years. Bob Hoskins is well cast in a support role as an Irish-American suitor who assumes the rueful introvert has some money set aside he might exploit... Plus there's Chopin and a sorrowful string score...

Though this isn't heritage cinema; there's a touch of grotesque realism in the candid photography and the wilful cruelty inflicted on the lonely heart. This is the final feature of Jack Clayton who- in the UK at least- only directed classics and channelled so many all time great performances by legendary female actors. 

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Fitzcarraldo

Frontier Madness

(Edit) 14/08/2026

Werner Herzog has made a life out of seeming to blur the line between the mythos of his chaotic productions and the folklore of the grand histories he puts on the screen. Sometimes these are proven to be untrue; Amazonian Indians didn't die making this film. But they are an indication of the kind of extreme experiences he is known for...

So we say... only Herzog would make a film about hauling a 320-ton paddle steamer over the Andes, by doing just that. And this is probably the most legendary example of his risk taking authenticity. It's inspired by a Peruvian rubber baron who similarly transported a boat over the mountains. Except Herzog's was ten times heavier!

Klaus Kinski plays a reckless Irish adventurer in the early 20th century who dreams of building an opera house in the Amazon interior which he will finance with trade from latex in its least accessible location. Which inevitably leads to contact with the warriors of the remote indigenous tribes, who are unexpectedly accommodating...

Kinski conveys another performance from the edge of human experience, in a film about an obsessive, made by an obsessive. This is either a moral tale about the misguided heroism of empire, or a wild shaggy dog story. It's impressive Herzog gets these eccentric fables made at all, which are outré and spectacular, yet still personal.

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Total Recall

Dreams for Sale.

(Edit) 03/12/2025

This is the film that completed the transformation of Arnold Schwarzenegger from a crash test dummy in action pictures for genre fans- into 'Arnie', an improbable multiplex superstar. All those terse one-liners were scripted because he could hardly deliver speech, but still looked larger than life holding a big gun in a fight scene.

This might seem like a sci-fi comic strip with all the speech bubble dialogue, improbable shoot-outs and the monosyllabic asides. Only it's a cartoon with a body count in the thousands. And a heck of a lot of swearing. And it was a huge box office smash, even though logic becomes less of a factor as the conspiracy plot unspools.

There's a decent premise taken from Philip K. Dick's pithily titled We Can Remember It for You Wholesale. And this gives all the whiz-bang some thematic content and most of the interest for those who didn't just buy a ticket for the stunts and Oscar winning effects. And the mayhem. The rest is a Hitchcock wrong-man scenario.

Today, the art design of a futuristic Mars colony in 2084 looks like an old idea of the future. There's no internet! And it's so bulky... But that's the charm of long ago sci-fi. And now, in an age of ersatz CGI, the mechanical SFX are even more amazing. Personally, I like it for the crazy concept... but the blockbuster production is fun too! 

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Hope and Glory

War Memoir.

(Edit) 12/12/2025

Nostalgic WWII memoir approximately based on the experiences of its writer/director John Boorman as an 8-11 year old during the London Blitz. With the men away, he grows up among the women. His mother is middle class, but hardly Mrs. Miniver and has little control over the boy who runs wild with his gang among the bomb-sites...

...While his incredibly self absorbed 16 year old sister gets pregnant by a Canadian soldier. There's a likeable performance from 11 year old Sebastian Rice Edwards as the boy who lives in his imagination more than the real dangers of the home front. Sarah Miles is appealing as the mother. There is a strong impression of an actual family.

This is very like Woody Allen's Radio Days, released the same year. It's mostly an ensemble comedy with period atmosphere from popular songs and newsreel. And it's incredibly moving at times. There is generational stuff about how these events changed those who lived through them. And explaining their unassailable patriotism.

The best moments are loaded at the front, during the air raids. Later scenes on the river with grandad are amusing, but don't have the emotional gravity. The period detail is authentic, but this is not realism; the hardships are filtered out. It's an account of the unusual freedom and adventures of one too young to see the big picture.

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The Essential Claude Chabrol: Vol.2: Story of Women

Rough Justice

(Edit) 05/08/2026

Based on the true story of one of the last women to be guillotined in France, with Isabelle Huppert as an illiterate, destitute mother in Normandy during WWII who carries out illegal abortions for money, which may have led to a death. And as the title suggests, it also reflects more generally on the experience of being a woman.

This is mainly biological, but also social and within the home. Claude Chabrol usually focuses on bourgeoise hypocrisy and there is something of that here too as the subordinate French Government sends the abortionist to her execution in an attempt to reassert moral authority. While their fascist bosses commit mass murder.

It's a complex performance from Huppert. There is some justification offered for her actions, as her own children are starving, and there is a complete social and moral breakdown in the community. Everyone sells what they can. But she is not sympathetic. She is uneducated, but also venal, disloyal and unscrupulously pragmatic.

Yet the director's dismay is reserved for the sanctimonious patriarchs of the Vichy government. There's fine support from François Cluzet as the rejected husband and Marie Trintignant as a cheerfully resilient prostitute. The northern coast is rotten with fog and poverty. This is a grim, self-eviscerating take the Nazi occupation.

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