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Intriguing spy thriller

(Edit) 19/04/2018

Twisting, fast-moving spy thriller about a plot to release a biological weapon in London. Noomi Rapace is the CIA agent caught up in one scrape after another as the bodies pile up. Smoothly directed by experienced hand Michael Apted, the film plays like a 70s thriller (Three Days of the Condor, Marathon Man). It’s constantly intriguing and its plentiful action scenes are deliberately and mercifully free of OTT rapid-editing and frenzied in-your-face camerawork.

At times, like 24 on speed, it’s too densely plotted for its 94min run time, and it does lack oomph in places, which is perhaps why critics found it underwhelming on the big screen. Or maybe they just saw the suspense-killing tell-all trailer first. Moral for modern times: stay away from trailers. If you’re looking for an intelligent high-class

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Marjorie Prime

Theatrical drudgery

(Edit) 19/04/2018

This travesty of cinema is based on a stage play and looks like it. Deliberately worded and acted, its emphasis is on script and thespianism rather than any visual interest. As such, it lacks naturalism and dynamism, which renders it slow and contrived. What passes for action takes place mostly on one set (a house) and the talking heads are filmed with a mostly static camera. As to what they have to say, you could fast forward whole screeds of it and miss nothing. The stagey dialogue often goes nowhere.

Many critics give it a good rating, but only because of the actorly performances. There’s a germ of an idea here, but cinema it ain’t. If you’re not convinced, watch the trailer, which opens with the one brief and unnecessary nude scene, as if the distributors know that what follows is backside-numbing.

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Neither Heaven Nor Earth

Lifeless war film

(Edit) 19/04/2018

In this well-intentioned French Afghan War (2014) film we follow a squad of troops as they go about their mission. Some critics found it haunting, but most viewers will find it hard to care. Its score-free, documentary-style approach renders it deliberately undramatic and lifeless. Unless you have utmost patience, it will lose you long before a plot sets in.

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The Fencer

Winning fencing/cold war drama

(Edit) 04/04/2018

Having been conscripted into the German army during WW2, Estonian fencer Endel is now on the run from Stalin’s secret police in Leningrad. He hides away as a teacher in a small rural village, where he teaches the children to fence using wooden sticks. Then the school hears of a fencing competition in Leningrad…

This is a superbly realised and warm-hearted thriller-drama with fascinating teaching scenes, like School of Rock with swords instead of musical instruments. With a suspicious headmaster, there’s an undercurrent of tension throughout as we get involved in the lives of Endel and the children and the plot will hook you in as it builds to an irresistible climax.

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In Between

Riveting taboo-breaker

(Edit) 04/04/2018

A taboo-breaking film about independent young Arab women seeking freedom from reactionary social constraints in modern-day Tel Aviv. Traditional, naïve Nour moves in with girls-about-town Laila and Salma. Cue sex, rape, Lesbianism, drug-taking and chain smoking – a rousing cry for freedom in the face of primitive Middle Eastern male attitudes to women.

A similar British film would be sullied by social realism and Ken-Loach-type politicking, but In Between frees its characters from any agenda save personal independence. It gives them the space to be themselves and gives us the space to become involved in their plights. Unlike the similarly-themed and coruscating Mustang its message will be blunted for some by making its heroines chain-smoking drug-takers, but you’ll soon be rooting for them in their fight for the right to be whatever they want to be. Like Mustang, it’s a character-driven movie that draws in, holds you in its thrall and leaves an indelible impression

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Dunkirk

Stirring war drama

(Edit) 04/04/2018

An impressionistic, mostly wordless, drama about the Allied retreat from Dunkirk in 1940. There’s little new in its depiction of aerial dog-fights, sinking boats and evacuation logistics, nor any one lead character to root for, yet it works.

An initially confusing time conceit soon works beautifully to interleave events in the air (covering one hour), at sea (one day) and on the beach (one week). The main criticism is that there’s too much intercutting between different story lines. Letting a scene play out in its own time would have better enabled our involvement in it to grow.

Unlike in Saving Private Ryan, scenes of heroism and tragedy are shown in an understated way, given dramatic force by their matter-of-factness, allowing the viewer to supply the emotion. This gives space for the incredible story to speak for itself, aided by a rousingly strident Hanz Zimmer score that avoids his usual pomposity. The movie isn’t a classic but, in the hands of imaginative writer/director Christopher Nolan, it’s a stirring watch.

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Shin Godzilla

Wordy update

(Edit) 04/04/2018

Godzilla ravages Tokyo while the authorities discuss what to do. Unfortunately they talk and talk. And talk. To call the film dialogue-heavy would be an understatement. It’s more concerned with bureaucracy and politics than with action and thrills. Shots of Godzilla are few, brief and repetitive. There’s no hero or heroine in peril to root for. The ropey monster effects hark back fondly to the heyday of Godzilla films, but this is a hopelessly bungled opportunity to bring the excitement of then to the audiences of now.

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Geostorm

Not even laughably bad

(Edit) 04/04/2018

What do you want from a Gerard Butler disaster film? Well, a disaster for a start. The title promises such but it never arrives. How about action? Well, there’s precious little of that too. A global warming control system is malfunctioning and Gerard spends the whole movie trying to find out why. He’s also saddled with parenting issues (yawn) and sibling rivalry with his brother (yawn, yawn).

What we end up with is an underpowered plot, clichéd dialogue and prosaic direction by woeful writer/director Dean Devlin. There are a few flash-bangs in the final half-hour, but none are exciting or surprising. An attempt to up the tension with a countdown-to-geostorm finale merely highlights the lack of imagination on show here. Will Gerard save the world? Will the family be reconciled? Will there be cheering? Will you feel nauseous?

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Ink

Misfiring indie fantasy

(Edit) 04/04/2018

This indie film, about light and dark forces battling inside our unconscious, has imagination to spare, but it’s a tough watch. It’s like an experimental student film, overly keen to play with the mechanics at its disposal – light, colour, texture, frenzied hand-held camera, freeze-frame etc. Little of this is to any purpose. Instead of letting narrative drive take over, the film presents a complete mish-mash of pointless image manipulation. The narrative fails to grip and the acting fails to convince. There’s plenty of cinematic imagination here, but if only it had been harnessed to better effect.

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Beyond Skyline

Wacky sci-fi actioner

(Edit) 11/03/2018

The original Skyline was a terrific underrated alien invasion extravaganza of 2010 directed by a couple of cgi wizards. Critics unaccountably preferred this ragbag sequel. With a different director, it continues the fight against the aliens on the Underground, in their spaceship and in the Indonesian jungle of all places. There’s little in the way of plot to connect the three, especially the jungle setting, which introduces a late irrelevant subplot and seems to belong to a different film. The characters are so sketchily drawn that we never really care what happens to them anyway.

What remains of interest are the special effects, and it has to be said there’s some imaginative visual imagery on display here. At times the screen is a kaleidoscope of colour and movement. This can’t be called a successful film, but there’s certainly enough here to keep hard sci-fi fans engaged.

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Eddie the Eagle

Extremely likeable action bio

(Edit) 11/03/2018

The ultimate high-concept movie. Just as you can’t dislike real-life ski-jumper Eddie himself, you can’t dislike this film. There’s a feel-good story, Taron Egerton strikes the right affectionate note as Eddie, coach Hugh Jackman adds a mismatched buddy-movie vibe, the dialogue sparkles, the ski-jumping is exciting and the scenery is picturesque. You’d have to have a heart of stone not to cheer when Eddie tackles the climactic jump.

What could have been another boring slice-of-life bio becomes in director Dexter Fletcher’s hands a lively and irresistible film. There’s not a dull moment in it. Even if you think you won’t like this film, it will win you over. It’s an antidote to cynicism.

Equally inspiring and watchable are the three Making Of features on the DVD. One shows legendary action director Vic Armstrong’s thrilling work on the ski jumps, which includes him sending two skiers with bodycams down the jumps at the same time.

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Timecrimes

Twisting time-travel caper

(Edit) 11/03/2018

Our man goes back a day in time and confronts his past self. Plus he’s on the run from a killer. It’s a neat beginning for a time-travel conundrum of a film, but the middle-aged man is sooo boring and a lack of realism makes it hard to take the fantastical elements as anything but a screenwriter’s game. Our man doesn’t even RUN from the killer and never seems worried at all. Maybe that’s why there’s some gratuitous nudity thrown into the mix to spice things up. Write/director Nacho Vigalondo, who here plays the time-travel machine scientist, would go on to better things with Colossal.

Nevertheless, that doesn’t mean there’s not some enjoyment to be had here. To maintain the viewer’s interest the plot needs to keep moving.. and it does so, with one twist after another. After a sticky middle act it picks up again and you’ll want to stay with it to see where it’s going. The whole adds up to a reasonably diverting 88 minutes. If only the characters were more realistic and engaging.

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Kill Zone

Visceral Hong Kong crime thriller

(Edit) 27/02/2018

The film begins haphazardly, with the plot all over the place, the camera matching it and a soundtrack that belongs to a different film. Once it settles down and star Donnie Yen appears things improve. It’s not a patch on director Wilson Yip’s subsequent film with Donnie – the wonderful Dragon Tiger Gate, but it becomes increasingly watchable. Donnie gets to show off some of his martial arts moves and has climactic fights with a charismatic punk hit man (Wu Jing) and the legendary (though portly, ageing and injured) Sammo Yung. There’s also a surprisingly heavy ending you won’t see coming.

Overall, there’s nothing new here and it will make no new converts to Honk Kong crime thrillers, but it’s a visceral and watchable piece of cinema. The DVD also contains a good commentary as well as an analysis of the main fight scenes by Donnie himself.

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Colossal

Unclassifiable modern cult classic

(Edit) 27/02/2018

An intriguing premise drives the film irresistibly forward. We follow the daily trials of ditsy Anne Hathaway in small-town America while a monster ravages Seoul in South Korea. Somehow she’s connected to it. It begins to mimic her actions. That much is on the film poster. Then things start to get out of hand. To say any more would be a spoiler, but it’s constantly fascinating and builds to a crowd-pleasing climax. Writer/director Nacho Vigalondo keeps a steady hand on matters and shoots with a keen eye for composition. Shame the DVD has no extras.

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Revolt

Excellent low-budget alien invasion movie

(Edit) 27/02/2018

Giant bipedal drones invade the earth in this low-budget War of the Worlds. The special effects are simple but effective and the African setting provides an original backdrop to the action. We follow our hero, an amnesiac soldier, and his female aid-worker companion as they drive, walk and fight their way through the ‘Kenyan’ backcountry (filmed in South Africa) to an American base. With excellent production values, it’s beautifully filmed by writer/director Joe Miale (his first feature). With an apocalyptic feel and a mean running time of 83 minutes, the pace never lets up and it’s far superior to other budget attempts at grand-scale sci-fi (eg Monsters). The DVD also contains an interesting Making Of featurette.

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