It’s hard to imagine a duller ode to triumph that so neatly betrays its subject. Stand or Fall: The Remarkable Rise of Brighton and Hove Albion tries to be a rousing chronicle but reads more like a club press release with extra archive. The documentary not only fails cinematically; it sport washes a team built on the spoils of gambling and that has, in recent years, been more adept at courting corporate respectability than cherishing a messy, local soul.
Where a great sporting film should excavate passion and conflict, this one polishes away discomfort: safe interviews, anodyne montage, and an insistence that every boardroom decision was inevitable genius. The club’s identity here is sanitized into a marketable myth — all strategy slides and sponsor logos, none of the grit that makes football mean anything.
Call it what it is: the worst sporting documentary I’ve seen — pure rubbish that flatters a club more interested in growth charts than grit.