Stuffy British author Giles De'Ath has been completely untouched by the modern world. One day, after an interviewer asks if he's ever considered adapting his best-sellers for the screen, he decides to investigate cinema costume drama. By accident, he views the teen movie Hotpants College II instead and becomes instantly enhanced by Hollywood hunk Ronnie Bostock. Soon after, the eccentric De'Ath drives to Ronnie's Long Island home where he ingratiates himself into the brat-pack actor's private life. But how will Ronnie react when he finally learns what's really on his new mentor's mind?