This week I arr bin mostly watching The Fast Show Live. All right, I'm a little bit wurr, a little bit waaaay! Listen, you mug, while you're in the shop reading this blurb, I'm round your house nicking your DVD player. Ha, ha, ha. So you'll have nothing to play it on when you get home which is a real shame, because it's blinding. Staging The Fast Show Live is very much like making love to a beautiful woman - you need 52 wigs, 62 characters, 84 costumes and 115,000 people watching you. I didn't see any of it... I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.