If you have an hour and a half to spare, dont watch this film watch the test card or listen to Terry Wogan on the radio, sleep or do that horrible job youve been putting off for years............... just dont watch this film the one thing i did like was the sinister twisted face of the lead, hes a natural for horro movies shame hes more hammy than all the knockwurst eaten at an october fest.............. its pure nasty bilge avoid avoid avoid............ for your own sanity.
I just don't have the vocabulary to describe how bad this film is. Simply, it is the worst thing I have EVER watched and I really have seen some dross. Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!
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