Lysander Hawkley combined breathtaking good looks with the kindest of hearts. However his sweet nature often sent him rushing to the rescue of neglected wives. Rudely interrupted in the midst of a passionate session, Lysander is forced to flee the scene covering his manhood with his pet dog, pursued by an angry husband with a crossbow. Advised by his fat friend Ferdie, to pursue his natural talents and make some money out of it, the two decide to set up an escort agency. Hired by the rich women in the ritzy county of Rutshire, Lysander's job is to service bored housewives and to attract the attention of their erring husbands by playing the part of lover and toyboy. Let loose among the neglected wives of Rutshire, Lysander causes absolute havoc, lavishly entertaining the rich and famous.