Tillie and Gus Estranged husband-and-wife gamblers Augustus and Tillie are reunited when finding the inheritance of Tillie’s niece, Mary, has been stolen by a crooked lawyer. All that remains is a river boat and ferry franchise, which the lawyer also plans to take. To settle the matter, a boat race is organized, Tillie and Gus set out to ensure the race goes to their advantage. If I Had A Million Convinced there are no worthy heirs to his fortune, a businessman donates a million dollars to each of several people selected at random, with varying effects on their lives. One of the best sequences is abort a couple of retired vaudevillians, Rollo and Emilly who, after their prized new car is wrecked, acquire a fleet of fleet of vehicles with hired drivers – to do the same to any ‘road hogs’ they encounter.