News just in...Uncensored and uninhibited The News Movie brings you hilarious coverage of those raunchy revealing stories you wish you'd read about 1st. National News Anchorman, and channel hero, Norm Archer is committed to going the extra mile to bring his viewers the latest and greatest in news stories. Undressing the pop princess Melissa Cherry's hit song "Tale me from behind", hitting the mark with Steven Segal's new film "Cockpuncher", beheading the myths on seat belts and blowing the top on smoking ban - no news remains uncovered. But when Norm is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't take it sitting down. Will news ever be the same?