The Winners are a struggling band desperate to make it to the top and strike a record deal. After another mediocre gig Jennifer, the sexy female bassist (Jessica Pare) disappears with a hip young vampire called Queeny. Jennifer returns the next morning sprouting fangs and a taste for blood. One by one each member succumbs to the dark side and finds themselves with a cool new image. Leaving a trail of lifeless groupies in their wake, they soon reach heights of success they could only have dreamed of when they were mere mortals. If you wanna rock - you have to suck!