Torn between two lovers - one of them is her best friend's bloke and one of them is dead! • Does a Knightrider snow-globe necessarily count as "tacky crap"?
- Is a tattoo of Kris Akabusi a suitable memorial for a dead husband?
- Under what circumstances can an erection be classified as an emergency?
- Is there really something Gaz wants more than to be filmed having sex with Donna - in a Mondeo - with a sheep in the back seat?
The Archer has been re-furbished - there's now a picture of John Barrowman behind the bar - but little else has changed for the Runcorn Five. Oh, except Donna is now working behind the bar, Louise is pregnant and, as Jonny has been eaten by a shark in Hawaii, Gaz is now forced to share his masturbation fantasies with Munch... Jonny's death affects them all in different ways: Janet decides she must get through the five stages of grief quicker than Darren Day on a stage full of blondes, Louise finds the answer to her accommodation problems and Gaz comes over all paternal. And, as Donna gets a career and Louise gets motherhood, will Janet and Gaz finally get each other..?