Alan 'Dicky' Bird thinks he has a pretty good life. He's Glasgow's top DJ, with a nice apartment and girlfriend Maddy. However, when Maddy decides to leave him, Alan suddenly realises how much she was a part of his life. On a friend's advice he decides to start afresh and try to find another girlfriend. After following a beautiful girl into the suburbs, he stumbles into a furious dispute between two rival Italian ice-cream families. Caught in the middle and looking to take his life more seriously, he embarks on settling the feud.