Car crash of a film No 9
- Fast and Furious 9 review by Alphaville
It opens with a car crash followed by a cloying family scene. Yep, it’s the same old story. There’s a new mission afoot, but Vin doesn’t want to do it. Who’d have thought? But wait a minute – drum roll – he’s changed his mind! What a relief, otherwise there’d be no No. 9.
With plot and dialogue as pathetic as ever, FF through it all and cut to the car chases. The first is the best. Bog-standard crashes and explosions of course, but it’s filmed in Thailand with some sweeping drone shots and even a new stunt. Yay! The second chase is set in a mythical Hollywood version of Edinburgh that will at least amuse anyone who knows the city. The third and final chase is filmed in Georgia and is a real anti-climax. Everything in this film is by-the-numbers, but cut to the chases and you might grab half-an-hour of stupid fun.
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Death of a franchise
- Fast and Furious 9 review by SH
This movie is just rubbish. It's not the movies we loved at the start of the franchise with lots of cars and street racing. It's just an bloated cgi mish mash of events edited into a movie.
Not worth my time.
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Would say Train Wreck but total Car Crash of a film topped with extra Cheese
- Fast and Furious 9 review by KT
If this film was pizza we'll all be happy, extra cheese for everyone! Seems like with every FF film things get worse, even the most loyal FFS fans will be disappointed in this one. It seems like they forgot what make the franchise popular and instead wanted to follow the James Bond route (which in itself has been dull). For me FF started to to downhill round FF8 and now FF9, Submarines and Space Flights? Really? FF9 is a mash-up off all the characters from the previous episodes and there's just too much going on to tell a good story. After watching you cant help feeling that was intended as the final film but instead changed their minds last minute and even Han, a character so popular that they brought back didn't have much dialogue, you just have the feeling that people were brought in for a few days , done their lines and left. Glad they are finishing things off with FF10, because its getting really bad. Sometimes things are best left as they are instead of straining for a story where there really isn't one anymore. Just compare the first few films to this junk and you see why I'll give 0 stars if the system let me. Trash N Furious.
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Just gets worse
- Fast and Furious 9 review by GB
If you're a huge fan of this franchise then my review won't alter your opinion that this is a masterpiece. If however, like me, you sit on the fringe and have enjoyed Fast 5 or Hobbs and Shaw then you'll probably sit in disbelief about just how stupid this film is.
The stunts have always been ridiculous, but this constant need to "out do" the last film means that stupidity has replaced any semblance of realism. There has also been a (very bad in my opinion) press towards CGI replacing real cars due to the extreme nonsense of the physics. This lean towards it means that the main driver (no pun intended) for watching the movie has become a completely and obviously fake environment. It renders driving scenes risk free and many scenes show actors in studios against green screen. One scene involving Diesel swinging his car on a pendulum from a destroyed bridge (whilst he "steers" whilst swinging) just made me wanna smash the TV with a sledgehammer.
Plot wise it's it's complete mess. I don't suppose we are expecting Citizen Kane levels of depth in a FF movie but this makes FF5 look like Oscar bait.
The other big problem is Diesel who is simply a very very bad actor. He has no screen presence anymore and simply wanders from scene to scene looking like he's constipated. The whole crowbarring in of conversations about "family" are just so clichéd these days they literally make you groan when you hear them. I read an interview where Diesel talked about how fans love the "mythology" of FF movies which tells you how far up his own backside he is. Mythology? Come on Vin you must be the only one using that word in relation to FF movies.
The introduction of Cena does not bring the same level of presence that Dwayne Johnson or Jason Statham did in earlier movies. Charlize Theron just looks embarrassed, and Helen Mirren as an "Octogenarian Drift Driver" is about as believable as a Roswell alien reading the news.
Absolute pile of tosh!
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Comedy Gold
- Fast and Furious 9 review by CT
Had me roaring with laughter at some of the scenes. Hammy acting, rubbish plot and much much too long. I think this theme has been milked far too much.
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