Expendable, Disposbale and completely Forgettable
- The Expendables review by CS
I'm not quite sure why Sly even bothered with this one and I hear there's a part two in the pipeline, groan! A bum numbing few hours of watching Sly and pals blow up everything in sight, drool over the babes and flex some muscle, in some forgettable South American country. No plot, No script, No real acting. No thank you!!
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What a load of ...........
- The Expendables review by CP Customer
This was truly one of the worst films i have ever seen. even though there were a few well regarded faces in it e.g. bruce willis, there was very much a b-movie feeling to it thanks to the poor performances by other actors. just terrible, not funny or entertaining.
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Go and watch some paint dry...you'll enjoy it more
- The Expendables review by CP Customer
Let's make this really simple...
...if you like Arnie, go watch The Terminator
...if you like Sly, go watch Rambo
...if you like Willis, go watch Die Hard
...if you like Statham, go watch The Transporter
...I think you can see where this is going. Whatever you do, save yourself the misery of wasting your life on this over-rated excuse of a film. No one in their right mind should accept this as anything but a blot on the careers of these action flick legends!
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How can an action film send you to sleep?
- The Expendables review by CP Customer
Ok, I wasn't expecting much, but this has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. It's boring, wooden, predictable, and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Quite frankly, the biggest waist of 103 minutes. Don't bother with it.
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Rubbish with a capital R
- The Expendables review by DB
A seriously bad film with Sylvester Stallone et al. pulling off the usual he-man pointless stunts and trying to outdo each other in the wake of a flimsy plot where they get to kill people. God have we not seen it all before a thousand times and it was pointless even then. What is even worse is that they have made sequels to this when it should have been annihalated at the script stage. You would be better off playing with a bunch of toy soldiers than watching this movie.
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