School for Scoundrels Enrol at the wacky College of Lifemanship where a senior host of great British comedians teach a completely uproarious course on how to come out tops in any social situation! Study with Alistair Sim and learn his valuable hints on the art of comic One-upmanship. Follow his expert advice to victimised Ian Carmichael about romance, fully equipped to cope with life's hilarious humiliations without really cheating. The Green Man Hawkins (Sim) is a timid clockmaker with a part time job; International Assassination Expert. He hasn't been getting too many assignments recently, but his latest mission will put him back on the top of his profession. However, he stalks the wrong target, blowing up a boring politician instead and now he must pay the price for his breezy bungling in this killingly funny black comedy!